The One True Gamer

There's a skeleton inside me! Call for help! He/Him

[The One True Gamer @apileofcorpses]

Good morning, young cryptids! Let's get this blood!

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

The earth would probably be fucked without the sun

[pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot]

Shelley Duvall melts indifference. You're unable to repress your response; you go right to her in delight, saying "I'm yours." (1974)

[Erick Lorinc 🎃 @ErickLorinc]

The Prowler has one of the best finales because the final girl blows the killer’s head off 20 seconds after finding out who he is.

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Daily routine:
6am - wake up
6:15am to 11pm- undergo lengthy cave rescue process
11pm - grab a bite to eat
11:15pm - explore local caves

[Teddu 🐈 @diyfieri]

i wanna work at tubi so bad i bet they let you smoke cigs in the office

[Michelob Ultra: Manic Dixiecrat @vivisectedangel]

all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

Happy Monday!
☀️😱sound on😱☀️

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

@Srirachachau oh it’s good for babies to fall asleep to the classical music but it’s bad for me to fall asleep to aqua teen hunger force?

[z 🎰 @wheresmydsi]

When I was addicted to fake carts I couldn’t stop going to Korean evangelical churchs every week

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Caveman R Budd Dwyer pulling a rock out of a burlap sack

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

There should be a sci-fi rapper whose lyrics are about getting credits and fucking on alien bitches

[Shelley Duvall Archive @shelleyduvallxo]

First one without you! Happy birthday to
our sweet Shelley, wherever you are. Her warm, gentle spirit will live on forever. 🌈

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

taking a huge bong hit that leaves me wobbling on the spots for a few seconds like i just got my shield broken in smash

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

movie theaters should open at 6am

[Rocky @viperwave]

You've been described as the Meatwad of the friend group.

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

ladies and gentlemen, the weekend
❤️☢️sound on☢️❤️

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

work is done
🤡💥sound on💥🤡