cjgonalaezcomedian

Just here to stalk @machinegunkelly and the Jersey shore crew and tell funny jokes

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

I taught him that.

[cjgonalaezcomedian @apimpnamedchode]

@GlenInfante dope picture downtown bro.

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

what’s the soup of the day

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

i’m bout that hot sauce life

[cjgonalaezcomedian @apimpnamedchode]

@JENNIWOWW What if it was @DJPaulyD stalker?

[cjgonalaezcomedian @apimpnamedchode]

@magaliciousssss Bad

[cjgonalaezcomedian @apimpnamedchode]

@TheKingScxottyD @CupcakKe_rapper Ok ok

[*insert name here* @TheKingScxottyD]

Since @CupcakKe_rapper sent me $200 I am giving 2 people $50 each. RETWEET and follow her. #ThankYouCupCakKe

[cjgonalaezcomedian @apimpnamedchode]

@canalslive Point me in the direction of someone who had a family member die and I will tell them

[cjgonalaezcomedian @apimpnamedchode]

@MarcusAOD He could still announce it bro. He may be working out a deal with a band. Also he will probably book something for his festival

[cjgonalaezcomedian @apimpnamedchode]

@mgkandpetegifs But none of us kissed and we all covered our mouths when we sneezed 🤧

[cjgonalaezcomedian @apimpnamedchode]

@sadbitchjelly Thanks

[cjgonalaezcomedian @apimpnamedchode]

@patrick_wlms The best thing to ever happen to it?

[Ben Wyatt’s defense attorney @Turningh8]

When Machine Gun Kelly said I Sold Some Tickets To Come See My Downfall It Sold Out In Minutes he meant it

[PIXIEE @pixieedustttt]

Corpse's reaction to finding out MGK played DAYWALKER live in concert. The fact that he didn't know either, he's probably feeling so many things right now.

[CupcakKe @CupcakKe_rapper]

Fun fact for homeless people: Every night most fast food restaurants before they close have to throw the food away that's been out that day in the garbage they can't resale it the next day .Go in restaurants before they close & you will eat free, trust me I did it when I was poor

[cjgonalaezcomedian @apimpnamedchode]

@CupcakKe_rapper hey Bruh hook me up to! I’m still waiting on the stimulus fairy 🧚‍♀️ to show up I got my debit card under my pillow cash app $cjgonzalez92 🙌🏽

[Linc🤴🏾🦂 @Linc4real_]

We really was like ten times more lit back then

[cjgonalaezcomedian @apimpnamedchode]

@AshleighVeV It’s like wearing Nike with adidas.. it just ain’t right!