Andrew Pisani

Accountant. Sports junkie.

[Andrew Pisani @apisani25]

Nothing makes Tuesday feel like Monday quite like dropping your can of soda in the lobby of work and watch it spin around spraying the place

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

This is what the rest of the World Cup is missing out on by not allowing tailgating. Philadelphia has done it right

[Jeff Kerr @JeffKerrPHL]

Cole Hamels had a 5.71 ERA in his first 12 starts of his career.

Twitter (X) didn't exist yet, but Hamels wasn't called a bust.

Some food for thought when judging Andrew Painter.

#Phillies

[Hunter Brody @Brodes81]

Say hello to my good friend Eric Robinson.

Eric is on the Hurricanes.

Thanks for asking me to be in your wedding.

Thanks for being in mine.

We don’t like Eric anymore.

Flyers in 7.

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Repost if you’re Flyered up. #IgniteTheOrange

[Andrew Pisani @apisani25]

@jakeboyer_1 @FlyersNation Sounds like PP2 had Tippett and Drysdale with him, so not sure I understand the hate for dropping him back down to PP2.

[Andrew Pisani @apisani25]

@charlieo_conn He is coming off a strong showing in the Olympics and is healthy. I don’t think his value will be higher than it was now

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Bryce Harper signed a 13-year, $330 million contract with the Phillies 7 years ago today 🛎️

.281/.386/.526
179 HR
530 RBI
.912 OPS
145 OPS+
27.0 fWAR
3x Silver Slugger
2021 NL MVP
1.090 Playoff OPS
2022 NLCS MVP

[Andrew Pisani @apisani25]

I really don’t need to see Garnet Hathaway in a Flyers jersey anymore. He’s fucking useless

[Andrew Pisani @apisani25]

@wwe please for the love of god go back to peacock. ESPN+ or whatever the fuck it’s called now is the worst service of all time

[Andrew Pisani @apisani25]

If the Penguins win this draft lottery I’m going puke

[Jason Harmon @JasonHarmonNFL]

Kids today will never know how absolutely dominate Jared Allen was in his prime

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Heading to the Hall of Fame!

Congratulations, Jared Allen!

[Andrew Pisani @apisani25]

Jared Allen is finally a fucking Hall of Famer!!!!!

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Like a true Italian, Luigi Mangione's fatal error as an assassin was giving himself away by stopping to flirt with the cashier at the cafe before going to work

[Andrew Pisani @apisani25]

Every year I try to figure out how the fuck Jared Allen isn’t in the NFL Hall of Fame yet

[Andrew Pisani @apisani25]

@NFL how the fuck do you miss that face mask. Fire every fucking ref on the field. If that was Mahomes or Rodgers that guy would be executed.

[Andrew Pisani @apisani25]

If you don’t love baseball there is something wrong with you. What a fucking game!!!

[Andrew Pisani @apisani25]

Terrible call, @MLB better release the image or video they feel shows a tag