Andrew Janke

I FIGHT FOR THE USERS.

Elsewhere, these days.

He/him.

[Andrew Janke @apjanke]

Hi @dominos. It looks like your website is broken. It's not showing prices for anything in the menu. Could you have your web devs take a look at this?

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@kendrictonn I really like all of these!

Just saw this scrolling through my Twitter feed today. Can’t remember how/when/why I followed you, but glad I did!

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@_siddhantmani @shivamxtech There's a "remember this device for 14 days" option in the Mongo web MFA dialog. But you have to go down and click it *before* you type in the MFA code. That plus a password manager helped a lot for me.

But if your IP address changes, I think you're out of luck.

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@davepl1968 +1. Back in college, I took “Computer Organization 201” that turned out to basically be an assembly programming course.

I never wrote a single line of ASM that made it in to production, but that was still about the best three credit hours I spent in undergrad.

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@Grubhub Could you please add a settings option to control the defaults for "include utensils" and contact-free delivery? I always want to enable utensils and disable contact-free delivery. It's a hassle to have to do it manually on every order, and I often forget.

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@SwiftOnSecurity You got “price walked”. :)

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@cxs1729 @Noahpinion Oh. Yeah. If you played "Shook Me" and "Thunder" for everybody on earth, probably more people would say "oh yeah I know that song" for "Shook Me". And maybe "Highway".

I would love for some foundation to fund actually running this survey. That would be interesting.

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@dumby_stupid @Noahpinion Hard call, man. "Epic" is an amazing song. But jeez, Angel Dust. I think "Midlife Crisis" and "Everything's Ruined" are maybe/probably even better.

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@Noahpinion How about Nirvana. "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

That wasn't just their best song, it was the best, and ~defining, song of 5 or so years of a certain ~genre.

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@Noahpinion That ~joke answer aside, this is a really hard, good question. Not that many artists I know well enough to say what their best work is. Easy to give flip answers here, but the earnest ones are more interesting.

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@Noahpinion Beethoven. 9th Symphony is the obvious, cheesy answer here. But once you're old enough to view things objectively, that song absolutely rocks and is pretty arguably his best work.

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@patio11 Sounds like there is a very niche but tightly tuned video game here. "Credit Card Portfolio Dungeon" or something like that.

Not many players, but they all really like it, and they have spreadsheets.

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@GrammarTable Ugh, summer people. Wake me when Halloween is coming up.

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@GrammarTable I answered "pass" bc the subject here is "dogs". Nobody this decade uses "bunch" as a subject. Thus, "a bunch of" is an intensifier to "dogs", not a candidate subject. Much like how "hella" can be an intensifier for any part of speech, if the speaker is from California.

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@GrammarTable I look forward to your polls about witch house band names and typography.

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@GrammarTable That matters, but doesn’t change my answer here. In speech, it’d be “Rex cheated offa me!” which a) off *me*, not “my paper”, and b) you can’t tell whether “offa” is a contraction of “off of”, or just inserting a schwa between consonants in “off me”. So, indeterminate.

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@dieworkwear Also if you have weird sized feet! I'm a size 14 and a little wide, which is *just* over where most shoe brands top out, or get more coarse in their sizing. I've had good results with cobblers doing a bit of adaptation for me.

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@ShamebyJames Jeez yeah. The best Substack in the world, and you don't even have to pay for it.

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@Noahpinion @octal Maybe a bigger obstacle is that "not trying to make you like it" is kinda Philadelphia's whole thing.