Amritpreet Arora

Another random thought dump.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Maybe in the dogs' hierarchy of needs, catching their own tail comes at the top.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

To all of you fighting demons. I am rooting for the demons.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

You clean your room once and suddenly anything is possible.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Such an overthinker that if you do not come up with an answer, I will make one.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Naps not working anymore, time to try coma now.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

The only time I was wanted was in GTA.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Do handjobs from girls who speak sign language count as blowjobs?

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Ordered a happy meal but my mood still the same.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.
Me: I wish my dog could talk.
Genie : Done.
Me : (petting my dog) Hey buddy you've got two wishes.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Waiting for a prosopagnosic phase.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Isn't a large enough object a location?

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

If I am fighting a boss in easy mode, is the boss fighting me in hard mode?

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Emoji typos are the best fr coz yes I am doing that.. laughing and crying at the same time.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Pov this pov that. Bitch did you try making me your pov ever?

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Lunamovas be gettin real each fuckin day.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Moneyfesting.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

@BWRedbird Many questions were answered at this moment

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

A sudden realization that every odd number has got an E.

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Does having a boner at work make me a hard worker?

[Amritpreet Arora @apkaarora]

Are messages funnier when you know how the person talks irl?