Matt

new here

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

my favorite fall activity is stepping outside and not being hot and pissed off

[Matt @apkdarter111]

@kczaban_ @TheBatmanFilm_ 🤓

[Carlos @txiokatu]

What’s Sydney Sweeney have to do to get the approval of white women? Strangle three kids?

[Los 🍇 @LosPollosTV]

I’ve seen more women mad at Sydney Sweeney for posing half naked in an ad than at the lady who viciously murdered her 3 children… You really can’t make this shit up 🤣

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

you’ll never guess which one set feminism back according to women

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Cramming nonstop for my $20 buy in fantasy draft

[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

3 year old me trying to tell Dora that the item she is looking for is right behind her

[Matt @apkdarter111]

@SolaceCinema let’s goooo fuck u bitch!! @TheInSneider

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[Matt @apkdarter111]

@ESisson7 We’re now over a decade past its peak lol. 2006-2015 college football will never be surpassed

[peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty]

….. okay

[Raven @raven_brah]

HR recruiters when you apply to a job they posted

[🖐️ @killguapo]

when yo airpods die at planet fitness and they start playing coldplay remixes while ur on the stairmaster

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

makes about as much sense as us changing to digital pizzas