🇩🇲 Teddy 🐻 Brukshot

Solid all-round! A+... 767 till I die.

Not Reponsible for the version of me you created in your head.

[🇩🇲 Teddy 🐻 Brukshot @aplusmeaty]

@NickRTFM Wake up bro...the early morning grind is giving out! #WEAKKID

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@rivaLxfactor Damn... Give Turkey our love bro! The interwebs hopes she recovers soon.

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@Fuji720x check it out

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@Fuji720x q4DwdEWC4#6
Try this squad. 200k and an sbc plus all your good players

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@Fuji720x Try this for around 200k and some untradeables for the sbc. https://t.co/PIc8myrH2K

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@tawana_morvan 😂 I'd say "yea, it's good too, you should get you some.." and just kept it pushing.

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@OfficiallyIce Now the Tyler Perry productions make sense. Guy just been tapped in!

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In the 1970s, North Korea ordered 1,000 Volvo cars from Sweden, as a response to its emerging economy. The cars were shipped and delivered but North Korea just didn't bother paying and ignored the invoice. To this day, the bill remains unpaid, making it the largest car theft in history.

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@KevOnStage Soul Glo...Number 1, 2, and 3 .

[Italian Football TV @IFTVofficial]

The story of when Carlo Ancelotti was SO WRONG about Ricardo Kaka 🔴⚫️

“Kaká landed at Malpensa Airport and I put my head in my hands: eyeglasses, hair perfectly combed, the face of a good boy.

All he was missing was schoolbooks and a snack. My god, we signed a college student.

Kaká didn’t look anything like a Brazilian footballer, he reminded me of a Jehovah’s Witness.

I started to gather information on him and everyone told me the same thing: “yeah he has potential, he’s an attacking midfielder, but he’s not that fast. He may have some difficulty in the tight spaces of the Italian league.”

Moggi started to send shade:

“with that name in Italy he’s done for.”
“At Juventus we’re all constipated”
“we don’t pay for Kaká.”

It was all in jest but I started to have doubts, maybe Moggi was right, it wouldn’t be the first time.

One day, finally, Kaká showed up to training and to adapt to his new surroundings.

The first question I wanted to ask him was, “did you let your mom and dad know you’re skipping school today?”

The security at Milanello could’ve asked to see his ID before letting him in.

Then, he stepped on the pitch still jet lagged and all: the heavens opened.

With the ball at his feet he was monstrous. I stopped talking simply because I was at a loss for words. Words didn’t even exist for what I was seeing.

The Jehovah’s Witness was actually someone who spoke directly with God. And, I’m sure in one of those conversations, they talked about football.

In his first challenge in training as a Milanista Kaká found himself in front of Gattuso, who gave him a terrifying shoulder barge, but Kaká didn’t even lose the ball. Rino in his own way of encouraging his new teammate said: “F*ck off”.

Then, after keeping the ball, Kaká played a 30 yard pass, taking even Nesta by surprise who wasn’t able to intercept it.

At the end of every training Galliani and I always spoke on the phone so that I could tell him what was going on, and then hear his thoughts.

That day I called him:

Ancelotti: “Mr Galliani, I have some news for you.”
Galliani: “Good or bad?”
Ancelotti: “Good. Very good”
Galliani: “Carletto, are you giving your resignation?”
Ancelotti: “No, I’m staying, because we just signed a phenomenon.”

- Ancelotti’s first impressions on Kakà from his autobiography “Preferisco la Coppa”

[🇩🇲 Teddy 🐻 Brukshot @aplusmeaty]

@IFTVofficial 4th player but the 3rd Argentine! Inter might as well set up a scouting camp in Buenos Aires at this point, save on the airfare and fees of buying them after they reach Europe.

[Troll 🔜 Pax West 2026 @TrollGamingLive]

Naaaah this the funniest MK video 💀💀💀💀💀

My stomach hurts

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@SadBoyGothFart @MissGinaDarling You won! 😂 😂

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@KevOnStage https://t.co/a3mZZLV0ah
That's who they brought on to play. It was kinda expected really.

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@KevOnStage @MrsKevOnStage 😂 😂 I love how all the bass got tooketh from your voice after that first "huh?" 😂 😂 "I'm just saying..."

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@othatsraspberry They all got the D?

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@noobde Robin Shou - Movie Liu Kang

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@MissMelyssaFord Ohhh nah! You fell for the troll Mel! 🤦🏾‍♂️ Be safe out here and don't get baited.

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@Emanhudson 😂 😂 I love it when you go back n forth with these niggas who are or pretend to be this stupid! (If homegirls' brother & his crew had asked for the other side before running up on that ex-NFL boy somebody would probably be still alive. 🤷🏿‍♂️)

[R9Rai @R9Rai]

What a goal 🔥 Mitoma literally has a degree in dribbling