Bryan Gaither

Professional Mad Scientist. Ordained Minister. Inventor. APSU Enthusiast.

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

@harrymack, you boosted my soul today. Never stop spreading joy.

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

@LicariMichael @austinpeay Totally normal to show up to your presidents house in a tank, playing music, and carrying a CO2 fire extinguisher.

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

. @BatmanateePhD, I secured us titles.

[Science in the Movies @APSU @SciMoviesAPSU]

Week 2 of #ScienceInTheMovies! Today we are watching Contagion (hence microscopes hanging from Dr. Haase's ears). Joining us to discuss this film on Thursday is Professor Jane Semler from the Dept of Allied Health!

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

.@LicariMichael I was wondering if you and your wife were still up for brunch with @BatmanateePhD and myself? I will telegram you the details Dr. Haase and I are proposing

[Eric Norman @EricNorman225]

Great things are happening here @APSUFoy ! #LetsGoPeay #Outdoors #Challenge #Leadership

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

Does anyone have a leash tolerant goat I could borrow for 12 hours? ( luxurious accommodations will be provided and a kings version of however many meals are needed.)

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

Everything went exactly as it was designed to do, with the exception of the first CO2 extinguisher I grabbed to start cooling the molten iron. I literally just had all of them serviced and refilled, but that is why I always have extra on hand. 🧐

[Clarksville Now @clarksvillenow]

APSU ‘mad scientist’ burns through airplane with 4,000-degree thermite https://t.co/IGojJVUsVo

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

@CocaCola I have a request. Our university finally has a contract with you. (Thank goodness, because Pepsi is the worst.) I wanted to have a chat about funding a “free” vending machine for the fire station near campus, as a thank you for helping with my absurd science demo today.

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

@austinpeay, SOS. There was a car wreck on Wilma Rudolph Boulevard and it put me ~43 minutes behind schedule. Does anyone on campus have sidewalk chalk I could borrow?

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

@DLynnFisher It was not me, but honestly based on facts, that was a completely reasonable conclusion.

[Clarksville Now @clarksvillenow]

Cloud of smoke expected from APSU this week during ‘mad scientist’ demonstration https://t.co/bhMVLwuD8j

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

Airplanes are loaded and ready for Thursday’s surprise. I requested a ladder truck from Clarksville Fire.
#APSUGovSchool

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

APSU Campus Police pulled me over for not having a license plate on my tank. They let me off with a warning.
Thank you for keeping everyone safe out there!

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

I love this tank.

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

That’s 500 pounds of Non-Newtonian fluid mixed and ready for our students.
#APSUGovSchool

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

The #APSUGovSchool students saw this tank and jokingly asked me to buy it. Little did they know I am a ridiculous human. Interrupted the lecture by blasting Chamillionaire - Ridin, shot Dr. King with a projectile, set off a confetti cannon, and walked out without saying a word.

[Bryan Gaither @apmadscientist]

.@BatmanateePhD and I toke a trip to Walmart to get a garden hose nozzle for my science demo, and we left with $200 worth of: a pool, an inflatable unicorn and pineapple, a random yard game, a new nerf gun, several board games and a giant tub of pork rinds.
#liveyourbestlife