APRIL M. 🫶🏼

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[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Gas prices are at crazy levels-fire TRUMP!!

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

The media is still missing the biggest story in the Epstein emails.

The emails show Epstein helped Russia blackmail Donald Trump. He was advising Putin's circle on how to control the US President.

Trump is compromised.

We need to make sure everyone sees this:

[KAMTRANADA @kkammk]

You screaming “JESUS JESUS JESUS” on stage but when it’s time to put your faith to work and do what Jesus would do you’re on mute. This performative Christianity is ridiculous

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

Zero “illegal criminal aliens” in the Epstein files so far.

Just billionaires.
Royals.
CEOs.
Politicians.

Funny how that works.

[🗡️ @VISVNYA]

MY BOYFRIEND’S BACK AND HE’S COOLER THAN EVER

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

he has an ancient face he needs to start whoring in a period drama

[APRIL M. 🫶🏼 @apmaest]

I’m MARRIEDDDDDD 💍🍾

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Stealth mode

[𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓼 🇭🇳 @sweetpeachgirl3]

Las ganas de cagar

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

BREAKING: #Eagles legendary center Jason Kelce is a finalist for the “SEXIEST MAN ALIVE” by @people magazine.

🔥

Other finalists include Timothée Chalamet, Jamie Foxx, and Usher.

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

J U L I E E R T Z

A competitor until the end » https://t.co/uaRLguYJAV

[APRIL M. 🫶🏼 @apmaest]

14 hr shift…I’m ded

[APRIL M. 🫶🏼 @apmaest]

@ummmkayyy_ YES!!! Internet bestie, you’ve missed so much! 🥹💓 Gone are the days I cried over BUMS, and now I’m a whole ass fiancé to a kind, loving man. 🙌🏻

[APRIL M. 🫶🏼 @apmaest]

Being mean to my fiancé? I hate you. Can’t come back from that, goodbye.

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Even her own club teammate can get it 😤

Don’t play with Lindsey Horan 🫡🇺🇸

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Loud and proud in Welly 🇺🇸