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[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

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why do we 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥, sir .ᐣ
so that we can 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 to pick ourselves up.

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[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

( standing in the shadows, accompanied only by the faint, ominous sound of a water blaster being pumped. )

i do believe i said take one.

[𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍 @BrainyBoyWonder]

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Opening front door, stealing TWO pieces of candy, then proceeded to go right back inside.

Feeling mischievous.
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[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

of course, master richard. i’m always happy to make you anything, on the assumption that it’s not a ridiculous request.

[D͟𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝑮𝒓𝒂y͟𝒔𝒐𝒏: 𓆩 𓆪 @OfAcrobaticBlue]

@apnnyworth

“ Got time, To make me a cup of coffee? ”

[D͟𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝑮𝒓𝒂y͟𝒔𝒐𝒏: 𓆩 𓆪 @OfAcrobaticBlue]

𝙁𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙨𝙤𝙣,
𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙣,
𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣, 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 37.
𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙄𝙣 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙣.

𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡, 𝘿𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙨𝙤𝙣.

#MVRP / #DCRP

[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

did you at least consume a proper meal either before setting off on patrol or upon your return?

and i do hope you have properly washed your hands before sticking them into the bowl.

[꒷ ‍ ͟▘ ‍𝐑𝙾𝙱𝒾𝑁. ৲ ¸⟣ @threagedy]

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⠀⠀ spare two for your favorite
robin .ᐣ heh ， just came back
from patrol ﹠ i could use a
treat. ♪
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[͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ¤ ▏𝕾 ──【 𝕭𝚁𝙾𝚆𝙽 】, @purplishveil]

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⠀⠀𝓬𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗋､
⠀⠀𝓲 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅 𝖺 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀.
⠀⠀𝖺𝗍 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗍､ 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗂𝗍'𝗌 𝗍𝗈𝗈 𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾.

⠀⠀❪ 𝕳APPY 𝕭LOODY 𝕳ALLOWEEN ❫

[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

needless to say some of this message is not meant for you, young sir. feel free to take more than one.

[𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲ⵑ 📸 @lildtctive]

:)

[𝙇𝙀𝙏'𝙎 𝙍𝙐𝙉 @Shieldof_fire]

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𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓
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[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

i have taken the liberty of placing a bowl of chocolates by the front entrance for everyone’s enjoyment. do, however, exercise a measure of self-restraint.

one piece per person, if you would be so kind.

[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

i suspect he might find lending said costume a far more rewarding endeavor than his usual nighttime pursuits. you may rest assured, my boy, he will be more than happy to oblige.

[𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲ⵑ 📸 @lildtctive]

oh! you really don't have to, mr. pennyworth! i'm sure mr. batman is busy taking care all the bad guys tonight! i wouldn't want to be a bother!

[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

i shall do my utmost hardest, you have my word. and on the off chance my attempts fall short, i shall simply have to petition batman to let us borrow an old suit.

[𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲ⵑ 📸 @lildtctive]

you'll really do that? ＊🥺

[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

nonsense. nothing a quick stitch or a minor adjustment won’t fix, i shall have it fitting you quite perfectly in no time at all.

[𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲ⵑ 📸 @lildtctive]

thank you, mr. pennyworth! i think i got the wrong size though—— it's too big!

[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

i find that a few well-placed whispers among people achieve a far more authentic dread, and i doubt the manor's reputation could survive the sheer volume of unsolicited advice we would undoubtedly receive.

[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

i am well aware of that particular corner of the internet, sir. master richard offered a rather... impassioned explanation of its inner workings not long ago, though i have yet to obtain an account.

[bats. @darknighteds]

I was beginning to question what’s had you so preoccupied recently. I should introduce you to reddit for the next time you plan this. Rumors tend to spread faster that way.

[RED HOOD. @BloodIsJustice]

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ᅠ⠀⠀ᅠ⠀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃
⠀⠀ᅠ 𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙏𝙤𝙙𝙙.
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[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

while there is, of course, no truth to it, the manor's decidedly gothic architecture does help with the lie.

[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

with all-hallows' eve fast approaching, i have once again taken the liberty of circulating the rumor that wayne manor is full of restless spirits.

[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

a splendid choice, young sir.

[𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲ⵑ 📸 @lildtctive]

my halloween costume this year! ＊😆

[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

however... i would be deeply honoured to share a piece or two of your halloween spoil this weekend.

[☕︎ @apnnyworth]

( the quiet sniffling did not escape his notice, and his expression softened. )

that is a most generous offer, though i can assure you that no payment whatsoever is required for a warm meal.

[𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲ⵑ 📸 @lildtctive]

... thank you, [sniffling noises.] so much, mr. pennyworth. can i share my halloween candy with you this weekend as some kind of payment? i promise i'll share a lot!