Andrew Poarch

AR to IA to MN to OK. Outside Sales Rep for Consolidated Pipe and Supply.

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

Y’ALL NEED A DEFENSE

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨PROJECTION: #Cowboys star wide receiver George Pickens is projected to sign a four-year, $144 MILLION CONTRACT extension.

This is an average annual value of 36 million: The 2nd highest paid receiver ever.

Pickens, only 24-years-old and is represented by agent David Mulugheta.

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

YouTubeTV really saw all of their customers plan to drop them at the same time and magically found a way to keep CBS. Funny how that works.

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

Does Aubrey miss every kick the rest of the year out of spite now?

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

Good

[Mark Berman @MarkBerman_]

Jerry Jones not having any fun watching the Texans hammer his Cowboys.

[1310 Ticket Radio (Unofficial) @TicketRadio]

Congrats to our record-setting GM! 6th straight home game trailing by 20+ points! Longest streak in NFL history! #Cowboys

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

Taking these points, and the momentum of a historic kick, off the board, to drive down and end with 0 points, is where Dallas lost this game. Unbelievably stupid call by McCarthy. This whole organization needs to burn except Aubrey.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It didn’t end up counting but Brandon Aubrey just made a 64 yarder look like child’s play

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

This what @LSUfootball gets for bringing a live tiger back to the stadium.

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

I would not wish a colic baby on my worst enemy.

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

@cheetahchirps Shout out Bingo Boys still making it on the board

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

@CameronWolfe

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

Wild start 1-0, and Boldy is still really good at hockey! Gonna be a great year for a let down once again! Go Wild!

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

Really glad Jerry Jones went all in this off season. I can’t imagine where Dallas would be if he didn’t. Thanks Jerry!

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

@DezBryant ESPN 30for30 in 10 years- Tua Late: The Effect of Not Knowing When to Stop

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

Make it 20° hotter, and you’ve just described 85% of Louisiana

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

For Americans who think this is not bad, imagine if homes were old, poorly ventilated and almost never had any kind of AC, and also the humidity was 90%

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

Truly a shame that no one outside of Minnesota is blessed with Michelob Golden Light. It’s one of the main things I miss about living there.

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

The National Championship being at 8:20pm on a Monday should be punishable by law.

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

Being back in a city with food options and delivery services is going to be BAD for me.

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

@NCAAIceHockey Michigan getting the 2023 Minnesota treatment for regionals I see.

[Andrew Poarch @apoarch01]

Why do I have a fascination with buying books I’m never going to read? Something about just having them, I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️

[American Hockey League @TheAHL]

FIRST CAREER SHUTOUT AND A GOALIE GOAL?!

HAVE A DAY, JAXSON STAUBER‼️🚨🎯