Paul Wilson

have a nice day but go away

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

America has never dealt with Black people fairly. And that's the context some of you are missing

[Paul Wilson @apocalypsepaul]

@ReaganGomez He’s a fucking cult leader. Not here for the whitewashing of the harm he’s done.

[Paul Wilson @apocalypsepaul]

@BasedDongeezus

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

holy shit there is nothing that can prepare you for when they cut to the interview

[Paul Wilson @apocalypsepaul]

@MrChuckD The thought experiment I love is imagining how Bill Russell or Babe Ruth would perform with modern medicine and travel vs how Barry Bonds or LeBron would do without it.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

Incredible website

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This rocks so incredibly hard

[NYC MOTHER. @francemothers]

I’ve been laughing out loud at this video for hours now.

[Lewis Black @TheLewisBlack]

In case you have questions on who to root for this World Series

[Paul Wilson @apocalypsepaul]

@TheCinesthetic Lights Out.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[Someones Bottom🍉 @InBtwnNames]

Idc nothing has ever made me laugh harder than this

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

a reporter asks an Orthodox Jewish Rabbi how he feels about the images of genocide coming out of Gaza. Here is his response:

"What you see today in Gaza, you never see that. The last 80 years you didn't see pictures like that. These pictures you saw in Poland and Germany 80 years ago.

I cannot sleep in the night, I get crazy. It is so shameful it is done in my name, and I feel selfish to say that. The children don't know why they're dying! They don't know they are Palestinians even, why do they have to die?!"

[Paul Wilson @apocalypsepaul]

@BackupHangman

[Paul Wilson @apocalypsepaul]

@britthates Snotty Chocolatier

[LilShadow @Ms_LilShadow]

Hmmm...
Let's talk about Harrison's mother.

Here's the receipt

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Anxiety is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m terrified at the farmers’ market.

[Arjun Panickssery @panickssery]

"I'm autistic."

"Does that mean you take things literally?"

"No, you're thinking of kleptomaniacs."