Apocrowlypse

[Boon @faintchirp]

Hello I am a killdeer and today I will lay my eggs under an active train track

[mungosaur 🇵🇸 (commissions closed) @sequelsaur]

it’s all about the he says she says bullshit

[Solo @Solothurns]

It's just as he taught us many years ago, bitches love blue

[meemaw @mee___maw]

life is full of cool and fun creatures

[koby woby @sheikahtribe]

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[deer @doeincrisis]

big truck speeding towards me. wat dat mean.

[Myths and Stories 🔜 AC @myths_and_stori]

interesting... which fellow is this greeting us today, as we embark on our mid-day stroll? why, that's an eastern chinese big stepper! also known as "the phenom from huadong," these spetuments have evolved quite a unique set of tools for thriving in their native swamplands!

due to volcanic activity in the late eocene, the swamp waters of eastern china are ever-so-slightly more dense than the swamp waters we know and love... and while practically unnoticeable to a casual water enjoyer, the eastern chinese big stepper has quite an interesting approach to navigating these waters!

using the air-filled beads you see along their toes, the eastern chinese big stepper is capable of walking atop the water's surface for as far as 16 meters (~50 ft)! that's why ancient chinese ornithologists sometimes called these steppers "烂鸟," chinese for "holy stepper" :)

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[mercyuri 🐁 @mercyurislop]

Don't let them hide the truth. Meowl is real.

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I’m being courageous by being here

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

this is the best edit ive seen this week 😭

[m0cha @sleepym0cha]

when oomf tells me to join vc

[ラテぴっちょん @rate_owl]

ひょえってしてる:( ;´꒳`;):
#ニセメンフクロウ

[miya @miyarah_]

estoy en el examen más importante de mi vida

mi mente:

[nessie @nnnstrs]

too much work