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The poverty, alcoholism and professional failure are all real, and are not to be laughed at.

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I’m schizophrenic and my IQ is 147

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I once collapsed drunk in front of the Virgin of Pilar in Zaragoza and prayed for an hour. Awful hangover the next morning.

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The good news is that the despair you feel is purely "situational"; the bad news is that the situation is unlikely to improve.

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@Green_Friar Ugh

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I will never understand why people take photographs of famous landmarks while on holiday. Whatever it is, it has been photographed hundreds of times before by photographers with better equipment and far more talent than you, and their images are freely available on the internet.

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@Green_Friar You could have a better phone background if the photograph was taken by a real photographer

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@Brumairian You’re frightening me. Go away!

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Unlikely that any of those stories of medieval and early renaissance revelry and taverns and dancing are true, because I don't even have time for that, nor am permitted to.

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@Brumairian Enough of that…

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@Brumairian I’m sensing a bit of sarcasm in your reply, but I don’t know why. I agree completely with your sarcastic reply.

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There is no empirical reason to work. Those who claim that they must out of necessity—single mothers, poverty-line fry cooks and waiters, nurses—are lying; they are just addicted to their torture.

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@unactuallife Dream boyfriend

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@R3DSCARED Bleak

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@R3DSCARED Bleak

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The first straight line was not created by man. It was discovered in nature, and every subsequent straight line is its descendent.

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@our_decay This is so genius, I can’t stop laughing at the tweets

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@our_decay Lmaoooooooo

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@sardonic_greek How old are you and what do you do for work?

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@cavempty_ No *tortures you*

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Only fags hide behind hexadecimal IP addresses

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@yesCashPlay What’s the topic