J. Alfred Defrock

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@OVTweetmarck I’ve been in the same pool as a Catholic, which pretty much means I’ve been baptized in the Church.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@obamna_s0da Everyone I talk to feels the same way. I have no idea how this stuff is so popular and common on the site, yet it’s widely complained about everywhere else.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@obamna_s0da I know a guy who didn’t really care about politics and married a girl who wasn’t a huge liberal, but did lean left. Now he posts the same kind of stuff she does about politics, and I know she has him in the palm of her hand.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@franzsherbert My problem with the film is that movie Zuckerberg is too big a loser to actually accomplish anything, let alone create and maintain a massively successful company. Why make it the Facebook story at all? Why not just use it as inspiration for something original?

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@kisstheblade_ William F. Buckley called him a queer and threatened to punch him, and Norman Mailer headbutted him. Mailer was probably pretty easy to make mad, but it still shows how infuriating Vidal was.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@OVTweetmarck It’s my favorite fast food place. Every one of my friends thinks Culver’s is better, and it’s disheartening to be on the other side of this important issue.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@OVTweetmarck “I’m a good person because I’m nice to people who are nice to me!”
Jesus in Luke 6:

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@OVTweetmarck The gospel is preached through words. Who cares what platform the words are on?

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@bf_crane I don’t think it’s really him. He once had a song on his list that had less than 30,000 views on YouTube, most of which I’m sure came from it playing on NPR at 7 am, which I doubt he was up for. He must get an intern to compile this stuff for him.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@OVTweetmarck Telling my kid he can’t cross the street to go play with his friend, but the woods behind the house is completely fine.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@PetreRaleigh Me writing about the Hitler/fascism references in the 1963 adaptation of Lord of the Flies and going well beyond that to argue that the capacity for evil is in every human heart. I was embarrassed of it just a week later.

[“paula” @paularambles]

there’s ai slop and there’s ai kino. this is ai kino.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@obamna_s0da Black Cat, Tell-Tale Heart, and Murders in the Rue Morgue. I’ll throw in Hop-Frog as #4 because it’s unknown unless you’ve actually read everything from him, but it’s such a satisfying revenge story.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@kisstheblade_ They think of you as an old friend.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@kisstheblade_ I’m a straight, white, conservative man. This means I hate Taylor Swift in support of Lana Del Rey.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@obamna_s0da It’s all over the Internet. Same as last year when people said the attempt on Trump was a staged event to pin violence on the left. They’ll believe anything to avoid admitting that someone they agreed with did something bad.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@kisstheblade_ I can’t pull any women, so the only thing I can do now is push them.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@BDSixsmith Ben Sixsmith, the Grinch of Autumn

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@kisstheblade_ Sometimes I think I hate dogs, but then I see something like this and realize the dog is just an innocent creature. My contempt should be directed to the people who enable this behavior and provide for its occurrence through their inability to separate beast from human.

[J. Alfred Defrock @ApocryphalOfJoy]

@franzsherbert Too surreal for me. There’s a lot to appreciate about the film, but I can’t make sense of it, which makes it difficult to enjoy. That’s definitely what most people have pointed out when I show them this list.