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apologist by day, heckraiser by night. too weird to be loved, too boring to be cool #abolishRPD

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the catholic the new music
church I’ve been
working on
🤝
being angry and confused about the existence of hot girls

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obviously I think it’s weird to be a grown adult going to a hardcore show dressed in a banana costume in the big year of 2026 but I think it’s way weirder to encourage people to attack said man and believe you’re the good guy in that situation lmao

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds.

"You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂

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I don’t think most people went to go see Obsession because Curry Barker was the director; they went because it was a good movie lol

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Who's the Next Curry Barker? Hollywood Insiders Pick the YouTubers With Box Office Potential https://t.co/iQfn3w3s1M

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@ThatguyMrMaple @AriDrennen This is unironically the stance of most American politicians

[bab0oshka @bab0oshk44]

Sweet Heart Dealer by Scarling. (2004)

[Louise Charlotte Weard @weardjupiter]

Backrooms is about to make over a hundred mil at the box office. What is the next 4chan post that should be adapted into a feature film?

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@james_e_b_ Ok but most homes in NorCal/the Pacific Northwest have air conditioning so this is still not a valid explanation

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@StopTweetingMia Nooooooooo I called dibs on that adaptation

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@mrworldwidest Can I plug myself https://t.co/yqvhTTg1Ee

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@DallinAgatone The point still stands!!!

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@twenny_wan I forgot two of the most obvious ones. Both The Purge: Election Year and The Exorcist are set in DC (:

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@twenny_wan Butterfly Kisses for mid-Atlantic, also NY is absolutely not the mid Atlantic

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

when its just white guys who get to do this it doesn't count as the future of anything btw. good for them tho

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

Fact: Live Through This is better than every single Foo Fighters album.

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@1R_1S I worked at an Urban Outfitters in 2019 that was three doors down from a Brandy Melville and so I saw this type of girl every day

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Can’t believe the characters in Everybody Is Kind of Abusive, Victimized By Power, And Doing Emotional Incest: The TV Show are kind of abusive, victimized by power, and doing emotional incest ):

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My "sawtism" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

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@leyraanz Idk man it is extremely homoerotic to a degree that I think the climax scene would be less gay if they had actual sex

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@AliieAstrea Straight women are straight women

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I think more men should be snorting meth and breaking their jawbones with hammers actually.

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@TwinkTheory He’s also like Lena in that you should never, under any circumstances, listen to one of his interviews