Sorry, Dad

The life and times of Luke Berliose McCloskey. He apologizes for being so adorable. Son of @HeliusCarthaxis.

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Thank you for letting me hug your hand while I sleep, Dad.
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Hey Dad, what's up? #cat

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Sorry, Dad, I don't mean to meow at you so much. I just want a snack.

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Sorry, Dad, Monday evenings are for naps and dinner. Can't play right now...

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Dad, look...a squirrel... can we go chase it?

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Luke walked in, looking like a cat who'd just dragged himself out of a storm drain. He looked at me, his eyes piercing the cloud of cigarette smoke.

"Sorry, Dad, I want to be in a noir detective film."

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Sorry, Dad, can't talk right now. There's a rabbit just outside the window...

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Hey, Dad, what's up?

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Sorry, Dad, I know it's your chair, but...but...*yawn*...

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Please, Dad, I'm begging you, can we go outside today?

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Sorry, Dad, I'm busy looking epic as fuck.

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Sorry, Dad, it's hard to get up on #Monday morning...

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Sorry, Dad, can't pose for photos right now. It's nap time...

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Are you taking pictures of me again, Dad?

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Sorry, Dad, I know you're trying to watch TV, but I really need to be pet right now. #HappyCaturday

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Sorry, Dad, I fell asleep on the stairs again. Can you carry me to my bed?

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Sorry, Dad, I couldn't sleep. Can I sleep in here?

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Thanks for the tuna, Dad!

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Thanks for taking me outside, Dad! 😺

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Sorry, Dad, I just really want to go outside! Can we please go?!