it's a dinosaur

i burble thoughts on occasion. sometimes a writer. mostly-ace of hearts. she/her, they/them.

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@thesharkstate I want a dark theme with pink accents because I dark theme everything, but it'd be great to have little pink/purple accents as an inclusive treat lol

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@annethegnome I'm so sorry! I hope my felted goblins help.

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@RoxyTall LMAO I had a similar but maybe less dramatic de-aging. Turns out, taking care of my mental health and finding my identity gave me back 10 years in appearance.

hell yeah Romanian Benjamin Buttons

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@EmmaCGuild I believe in your upper body strength!

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This is made even better by apps that let us secretly order pizza.

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@EmmaCGuild it's under the brussels sprouts, honey!

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@EmmaCGuild rude 😂

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when your partner makes a viral tweet accidentally

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@devbdaily @EmmaCGuild Employee of the Month: Ignatius.

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@EmmaCGuild He's the character who (for lack of a better word) humanizes the utterly depraved Radu. And also, it's kind of cathartic to see a band of idiots get their comeuppance.

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@krystyn AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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@Blue_Fingers5 Oh! A flash brew!

... I need to make ice cubes for that.

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@EmmaCGuild Me, with the word "pregnant." 😂

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🥳🎉🌈

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@EmmaCGuild (This is what I would be saying to Jonathan Harker--in all actuality we have slivovitz on the shelf because it's harder to get palin(c/k)a here and I can't make tuica for some Actual Romanian Liquor.)

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@EmmaCGuild Me, a Transylvanian peasant lady: "um, actually, it's palinca."

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Also, we are up against Magic Gauntlet Kelly who has imprisoned a Centaur named Megan (amongst other people).

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DM: "See, Slim Shady was one of the founding bards of the village--"
Me: "--the REAL Slim Shady?!"
Everyone: "Why didn't he just stand up?" #werkdnd

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Unsurprisingly brought to you by playing a bunch of that Ring of Elden game.

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Today's weird dream: you're a very normal NPC, alive and everything, but you live in Limgrave and you're just doing your best.