Jessica

interview with the vampire • Hannibal • custom seamstress • ask me about commissions!

[Jessica @apoptosess]

Updated product info! I take all orders privately via DM. Feel free to message me at any time for more info on what I make and to get an order started 🔪🍷

Embroidered items released monthly for limited orders. Follow me to catch the next order cycle.

[Jessica @apoptosess]

@LaRosasPizza I ordered a pizza and it came with a hair baked into it :(

[Jessica @apoptosess]

Sold out! I may open a special order for more if there’s interest.

[Jessica @apoptosess]

Would any #fannibal out there want some Nigel fabric? I ordered extra yardage ages ago and don’t want it going to waste collecting dust in my house.

It would be $23/yard plus shipping. Let me know if you’re interested and how much you want, and I’ll get the fabric out tonight.

[Jessica @apoptosess]

1 7/8 of a yard left, plus a bag of large scrap I’m happy to take $10 for + shipping. There’s enough scrap to make small pouches or a purse/backpack.

[Jessica @apoptosess]

Would any #fannibal out there want some Nigel fabric? I ordered extra yardage ages ago and don’t want it going to waste collecting dust in my house.

It would be $23/yard plus shipping. Let me know if you’re interested and how much you want, and I’ll get the fabric out tonight.

[Jessica @apoptosess]

@Helena_Hannibal Sure! Let me DM you to get shipping info. 🥰

[Jessica @apoptosess]

Would any #fannibal out there want some Nigel fabric? I ordered extra yardage ages ago and don’t want it going to waste collecting dust in my house.

It would be $23/yard plus shipping. Let me know if you’re interested and how much you want, and I’ll get the fabric out tonight.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

bro are you seriously donning your gay apparel right now

[Jessica @apoptosess]

@Patiepot27

[vati 🖍🐁 @hannigwam]

alt ladder scene

[Jessica @apoptosess]

When you get too lazy to stand around waiting for the blacksmith and use your mud monster as a couch

[Aabria Iyengar #CeasefireNOW @quiddie]

Thinking about the “Belle is my favorite Disney princess” to monsterfucker pipeline

[Jessica @apoptosess]

Every day I make a good social media post, and every day autocorrect whips my dyslexic ass and riddles it with mistaken words my brain can’t pick up when I do a quick scan before hitting post

[Jessica @apoptosess]

@quiet_scribe Opening it really is the hardest part! I’m sure it’ll be fine once I read it but just getting myself to click the damn button is like climbing Everest.

[Jessica @apoptosess]

The good news: I was brave and let someone beta my work

The bad news: I am now too anxious to read their feedback

[Jessica @apoptosess]

@bittercigs_ Omg I watched that the other night and sobbed my eyes out, I had no idea what I was getting into

[night gardener @uncanny_eli]

i was just at airport security. i have a hitachi in my bag and asked if i could avoid taking it out. guy helpfully announced to the room that i needed my bag privately examined. then while i was waiting to get it checked i turned around and mads mikkelsen was standing next to me.

[Jessica @apoptosess]

Very homophobic of the universe to force me to learn how to use discord at my old age

[vati 🖍🐁 @hannigwam]

drunk hannibal pt. 1/2

[Jessica @apoptosess]

@Patiepot27 Get baked again and eat them?

[Jessica @apoptosess]

@suttonstrother I get them from random Finance Bros and car companies which like…for all these algorithms supposedly learning everything about you to cater to you, they’re sure missing the mark here