Amanda

Ross, short for Rosstopher

[Amanda @apowww]

This is the first time in my life that I finally feel at peace with the amount of socks I have.

[Amanda @apowww]

I caught a wasp on the train inside my leftover guac container and girl next to me called me brave

[Amanda @apowww]

just tried to make a phone call in the calculator app for 10 seconds too long

[Amanda @apowww]

I filed a man’s nails at the pub last night

[Amanda @apowww]

chasing my cat around the house singing let me love you by Mario

[Amanda @apowww]

I’ve never owned a pair of socks that have truly satisfied me

[Amanda @apowww]

You ever sleep in the letter L shape?

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Sometimes, try to listen to why someone’s day is horrible instead of telling them how much more horrible yours is. Even if it is.

[Amanda @apowww]

@bbraysamanthaa Oh my god 😰

[Amanda @apowww]

Caused an absolute SCENE fleeing from a massive bathroom spider at work this morn. Just keep replaying: me whipping the door open and tripping into the hallway. Good times

[Amanda @apowww]

Think my doctor might have a Twitch channel or something idk

[Oscar Blue @OscarBlue_]

Been doing some bits on https://t.co/ju7gjxYbHN cuz I’m down with the kids. Check em out

[Amanda @apowww]

Sometimes 6 oven nuggets is all u need to feel in control

[Amanda @apowww]

I approached him: turns out he stepped in dog shit and made the bold decision to complete the rest of his journey shoeless lolll

[Amanda @apowww]

Someone just walked onto the tube with only socks on. No shoes. Just white ass socks. The cleanest white ass socks I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop questioning it wtf is going on bro where r ur shoes tell me

[Saint Sister @Saint_Sister_]

Tour night one, London town you’re up first ❤️ Less than 30 tix left on the door tonight at the @OsloHackney. Make sure to get down early for the beautiful @annamieke_. We’re so excited to have her on this run with us.

[Amanda @apowww]

trying rly hard to be less judgemental but this fucking guy wearing his sunglasses on the BACK of his shirt collar is making it really hard

[Amanda @apowww]

currently chewing a piece of gum that’s been floating around in my backpack since pre pandemic; now’s ur time 2 shine lil buddy

[Amanda @apowww]

thinking about turning off autocorrect and becoming completely unhinged

[Amanda @apowww]

Please can someone explain to me how. It’s only. Tuesday.