Appalachian Aardvarks

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[Appalachian Aardvarks @appaardvarks]

Sorry for not posting for a while here, but us Aardvarks like to relax during the offseason!
We have been finding all kinds of fun things to do this offseason! For all of our fans who enjoy movies, check out this great new podcast we found:

https://t.co/j63TyJ4h5a

[Appalachian Aardvarks @appaardvarks]

This is everyone’s reminder that Opening Day is in 52 Days!!
#goVarks

[Appalachian Aardvarks @appaardvarks]

We have had 2 tough losses here back to back against the top two teams in the league. We aren’t happy with our 7-5 record but we can only blame ourselves. We will play better fantasy ball here. The fans deserve all the success and We will give it to em

#goVarks

[Appalachian Aardvarks @appaardvarks]

The Varks Ace Pitcher (Gerrit Cole) is about to lose his ice cream privileges in the clubhouse…in a tight matchup. We need him to pick it up

[Appalachian Aardvarks @appaardvarks]

Hot off the press…

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@BryceCreamCone5 @aeiseman6

[Appalachian Aardvarks @appaardvarks]

We are 2 days into our matchup with Schwanz Cat…there is a reason this guy was undefeated up until last week. He is legit. No excuses for being down so much though. I mean yeah Alonzo is hurt and Eflin had an off day yesterday…but no excuses. Let’s get it rolling!!

#goVarks

[Appalachian Aardvarks @appaardvarks]

Wanna send a shoutout to Team Jorts for winning their softball league championship!! The members of Team Jorts have been Big Big Vark fans and we wanted to shout them out!!

The other teams were so intimidated, they haven’t even shown up the last couple weeks!

#winning
#grit

[Appalachian Aardvarks @appaardvarks]

Got a big week this week going up against the bottom team of the league. Club Persh hasn’t performed well all year but we won’t take them lightly! We will continue to put in the work!

Without labor nothing prospers!

#goVarks

[Appalachian Aardvarks @appaardvarks]

We want to address the rumors floating around out there…

After this poor outing this last week, the team’s ice cream privileges in the team clubhouse have indeed been revoked.

We have to win the day before we win the championship.

#nodaysoff
#goVarks

[Appalachian Aardvarks @appaardvarks]

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