rick tang

I dont fuck with logistics i just play with semantics and all my fans love me because im fantastic

[rick tang @appachefresh]

rick a. fresh tang is back on the beat mother fuckers

[rick tang @appachefresh]

i wanna give you romance,
i wanna give you paradise,
i wanna make your dreams come true,
with happiness and friendship too,

[rick tang @appachefresh]

its quiet to fucking quiet

[rick tang @appachefresh]

i slammed it in my car door and snapped it in half

[rick tang @appachefresh]

my phone is fucked...............................

[rick tang @appachefresh]

I just woke up and man do I feel super..... Super Sayan that is #ImDaSpiritBomb

[rick tang @appachefresh]

I hated Taylor swift before but at least I some sort of respect for doing her own thing. Now I've lost respect for her cuz she's Miley Cyrus

[rick tang @appachefresh]

You might be a homophobe if you think bidet's are gay

[rick tang @appachefresh]

I go on fb in the first time in forever and have like 30 notifications I felt so loved until I looked and they were all birthdays and spam

[rick tang @appachefresh]

At work the most I eat for a 9 hour shift is a granola bar. Today I had mcdonalds and sweet lord am I paying for it #SorryToilet

[rick tang @appachefresh]

Well I just spent forever scrolling through twitter for some witty banter and instead I find the same 2 tweets by 30 people #TwitsGotNoWit

[rick tang @appachefresh]

I like witty banter

[rick tang @appachefresh]

Wow I don't think I could hate a twitter page more than I hate @FactsOfSchool if you can't quite find the courage to end ur life follow them

[rick tang @appachefresh]

That's it! #AppacheFresh2016 the first thing I'll do as president is make 18 the legal vasectomy age. 2016 will be the year of the dick chop

[rick tang @appachefresh]

Like WHAT THE FUCK the government wouldn't think twice about sending my ass to a danger zone, but they give a fuck what I do to MY dick!

[rick tang @appachefresh]

I'm old enough to by cigarettes and alcohol; even weed in some states but I can't get a vasectomy.

[rick tang @appachefresh]

Why the hell do I have to wait till I'm 25 to get a vasectomy, yet I can drink as much my. Dew as I want?

[rick tang @appachefresh]

I need a noble cause to devote myself to not for me, not for nobility, and not for religion. I simply want to help because help is needed.

[rick tang @appachefresh]

People are put in some real pulse pounding situations literally crying out for any hero And I try to skate by on mediocrity I disgust myself

[rick tang @appachefresh]

The worst thing about college finals is all of the tweets about college finals. "Finals got me like." I don't fucking care don't be a bitch.