Appalonise

I have no idea what I'm doing anymore.
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[Appalonise @appalonise]

Really loving Palworld tbh. I missed the gravy train on it originally, swore I'd try it on the first major update, and here we are.

[Appalonise @appalonise]

My best DMV story is that while the woman checked my papers, it came up that I recently had my gallbladder removed. APPARENTLY... so did she. The whole mood instantly shifted from quiet to vibrant as she lifted her shirt to show me her sutures, and of course, I showed her mine.

[罗言十五 @enekasei]

Almost 1500 followers, thank you very much.

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Charcuterie is standing in the open fridge door at 2 AM in your underwear stuffing deli meats and cheeses into your mouth, but classy and sophisticated.

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Like dawg, I'M ASKING. I CARE. I HEARD YOU. WHAT'S UP? KEEP THAT BALL ROLLING, LET'S GO!

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So, being a better listener has been a concern of mine for a long time. Something I am VERY proud of is when somebody is telling me a story, they trail off, get distracted, forget where they were at... and then I tell 'em EXACTLY where they left off. It feels like a magic trick.

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@AureusCrush If getting older means a solution to my sleep troubles, then I am ALL FOR IT. Bringing my biology in line with my lifestyle.

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Okay so the last two days, I've woken up feeling alert and readyy at 4 AM long before my alarm has gone off and like... I don't know what the fuck is up with that, but shit man, you gotta take the ez wins. It sure as hell beats fighting for my life to get out of bed every day.

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Seven years of hormones and I got neither fat tits nor grabbable hips, but I do feel my handwriting getting slightly better.

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

[Ophan @Dekuran_]

I tried doing a combination screenshot and drawing... the graphite went everywhere aaaaa... it was fun though
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[PLGR @PluviumG]

armor study w/ round brush

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I hope when I'm old and on my death bed, I'm still dumber than a mother fucker. I'll be like, "Hey nurse, check this out!" and then I sigh deeply and die on the spot.

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@Floup___ It's such a gentle and lovely melody. It's fantastic ♥

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@DOGWH0RE GOD PUT A RING ON SYRI, HOLY SHIT. SHE'S SO CUTE. I just wanna play games with my wife and then get railed over a table after I threw the match.

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@Floup___ I will never be a 5'8 blonde lion girl with a harem. What's the fucking point?

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@Floup___ Hey.

*HEY.*

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Time to listen to this song I found on repeat until just hearing it makes me want to vomit (I love it)
https://t.co/gDPA4yLeYD