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[love @appastan]

We’re homeowners at 23 and couldn’t be more proud

[love @appastan]

@devvinnnnn I did no such thing!

[love @appastan]

@devvinnnnn Shit bird

[love @appastan]

Devin is so drunk he took off my wedding rings to “propose again” and lost my wedding band and had to crawl around on the floor to find it

[the devin @devvinnnnn]

On my first date with my wife I told her I was sad Mac miller died. Never give up ✊

[love @appastan]

@smokemedicinal @devvinnnnn Thank you! They really don’t!

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

day 4 of being back in the same house as your parents

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Trying to be cordial with a man and slipping into a cadence that can only be described as the World’s Horniest English Teacher

[love @appastan]

I don’t have any tape. Kms.

[love @appastan]

Taking a break from my ADHD meds and have been sitting on my couch forever wondering when I’m going to get the motivation to wrap gifts and make all the sweets I bought ingredients for

[love @appastan]

It’s hard for Devin and I to agree on a movie, because he wants to watch a guy murder everyone and I wanna watch a woman be a pervert

[🐪 Miskeen and 5'14" @MoodyKnowsNada]

Is that what he told you? I had lunch with him this afternoon

[love @appastan]

Keep squinting in the mirror just to double check I don’t have fine lines like that Karoline picture

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

gestures to make yourself more feminine

[love @appastan]

I think it’s so weird when people refer to mothers who aren’t their mothers as “mama” like I think if I was in that position I’d rather you just call me cunt

[love @appastan]

Steve Madden shoes are crazy because they just decompose if you leave them in the back of your closet

[love @appastan]

New Disco pics