Alex

The Court, the Academy, the Mets

[Woke Mark David Chapman @gothtimberlands]

who's the greatest painter of all time?

you can't say adrien brody

[K80 ☁️ @scriptK80]

“I’m smart I’m just a bad test taker” oh u fail at the part where we find out if you know the stuff

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

They renamed the Department of Defense to the Department of War and lost the first war right after.

[Andrew Egger @EggerDC]

Really remarkable to discover today how many people unironically seem to believe that it's the moral duty of public-health authorities to parrot in public every random bit of hearsay they bump into throughout their lives

[Alex @appealing_AF]

@MeghanMcCain For what crime?

[Alex @appealing_AF]

@MeghanMcCain For what crime?

[Canzhi @canzhi]

why are there so many 787 coffees they suck

[Alex @appealing_AF]

@EYakoby Link?

[Chuck Todd @chucktodd]

The stunning thing about this pile-on re: Fauci by a handful of GOP senators is the total lack of interest by these supposedly outraged senators at the person who had the power at the time. Fauci gave recommendations. Trump’s the one who had all the power. Their lack of interest in Trump’s role is an obvious tell. This is manufactured nonsense.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you trust RFK Jr. but not Dr. Fauci, you’re a fucking idiot.

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

saw the odyssey last night. great movie but all I could focus on was everyone’s race and gender

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Vaccines are so effective they created an entire generation of people who think the diseases they prevented weren’t a big deal.

[TaglesTopGuy 🇻🇦 @TaglesTopGuy]

The right gets mad whenever they see a brown child and thus imagine the left gets mad whenever they see white children

[👑🐉 Perisnitch 🌟🌟 @snajaths]

God bless whoever decided that covering your mouth is a red card.

We getting 4K premium multi-national insults for free now.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“i can’t tell if it’s gunshots or fireworks”

[Oliver Traldi @olivertraldi]

New rules for comma usage too

[Alex @appealing_AF]

@ericmetaxas Are you stupid or something?

[Patrick O’Blivion @PatrickODonne11]

Very funny to learn that the Elon “my based son Saxon ordered milk and cheeseburger at a high end sushi place” story was about the chain restaurant Sugarfish

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you own a restaurant, I am begging you to have your menu on your website. Do not force people to start an online order just to view it. I just want to know if you serve queso. I shouldn’t have to select a location, pickup time, and my astrological sign just to find out.