Brock Ellis

I'm not just single, I'm the entire album.

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@ShitpostRock So nice of you to take time out of your consecutive rewatches of Bambi's mum getting blown away to post on Twitter.

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my favourite comedian sketch is when i peg glass tomato sauce bottles at them and they dont know what is blood and which is sauce

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@David_Kicinski https://t.co/G8QBFxsfK2

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@sonicsmash259 Appealing to nature as an argument is so funny to me. When I was young, I was making a sandwich and looked over to see a fly fucking a squashed, dead fly. No thanks, I have no interest in following "natural" animal etiquette.

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@twf003 are you stupid? thats the u-turn button you have to press when doing a u-turn. it says so in the picture

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@wellingt0nbobo pubic hair is a social construct like chocolate bars and lungs

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lost media found!

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@greatestbkfacts if i had a dollar for every person i kill it would 7 billion

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@xb476 @erinonfilm yeah ok you got me good have a like

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@faget9261530128 a wolf just blew my house now it wants his number

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@LibertyCappy stupid its a picture! pictures dont move

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@Dominos_UK hi domino pizza uk i ordered pizza from you guys but it never arrived this was three months ago

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@arexmotion Hold up, this is cool as fuck. Thanks Twitter for showing me this gem.

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@Matts_Beans motherfuckers stealing my pose and everything

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@backlessdress26 i call it the jallo

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twitter i need your help with woke. whats the politically correct way to refer to the little bastard dog that shits on my front lawn?