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I'm not inclined to resign to maturity.

[ames @appelpie01]

I feel like every single one of us, deep in our souls, knows exactly what a Krabby Patty would taste like

[ames @appelpie01]

In every relationship there is one person who is the embodiment of the this is fine dog in the room on fire, and one person who has never even seen that meme

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I don't know why Lance Armstrong woke up one morning recently and decided that trans athletes and "fairness in sports" should be a topic that needs his public exploration, but I do have thoughts on all this and context for those without it. (thread)

[ames @appelpie01]

I just wish Gen Z understood how lucky they are for getting to keep their eyebrows

[ames @appelpie01]

@adamtotscomix Adam you’ve got a barrette continuity error between 3 and 4 😩

[Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder]

The Word of the Day 🌿

Choose your champion! 😀

A B
C D

[ames @appelpie01]

Why is the hardest part of any workout taking my sports bra off afterwards

[ames @appelpie01]

Listening to Flowers on repeat like I’m going through something 🥲

[ames @appelpie01]

You know you’ve let yourself go when he goes “Oooh, all dolled up 😍” and you’re literally wearing flannel

[ames @appelpie01]

Not Bo attacking literally everyone with Five Years 🕷

[ames @appelpie01]

Devastated to report the 5am workout people were right

[ames @appelpie01]

Ah yes, interviewing, where I suddenly forget to think before I speak. What could go wrong

[prance @bocxtop]

elon musk spending $43 billion to stop getting bullied on twitter when he could’ve simply been less annoying is insane

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

how do I explain to my gen x parents that the news is something you sit down and watch for 30 minutes and not insidious background noise for the entire day

[ames @appelpie01]

@6applz I keep saying it might be! But the synopsis doesn’t suggest it is

[ames @appelpie01]

The Bone Orchard cover is gorgeous and I haven’t read it so I don’t know if it Means Something but it is driving me nuts that that’s not how you cross your fingers

[ames @appelpie01]

@6applz Oh I’d love to read it but I’m mainly surprised that, if it isn’t part of the story, apparently no one pointed it out before they finalized the cover

[ames @appelpie01]

I used to be so impressed by how she who must not be named would hide things in plain sight (the locket in book 5, the beetle in book 4) but it seems like that’s just who she was and now she’s just not hiding anymore

[ames @appelpie01]

@kaitsnod Just wait until you hear what they’ve done to copyright law.

[ames @appelpie01]

Who decided season 2 of Demon Slayer should be 8 whole ass episodes shorter than season 1 I would like a Word