Austin

Properly gruntled Minnesota sports fan

[Austin @appelsauce]

@kellyinvegas No, cause these play calls are fucking ASS.

[Austin @appelsauce]

Like why the fuck do you go for it in a one score game at the goal line against the #3 team in the nation?

[Austin @appelsauce]

How the fuck do you mess up the tush push?

[Austin @appelsauce]

Kinda want a hot dog

[Austin @appelsauce]

Yes I am a better person than you because I don’t post the ENTIRE concert. Save it to your phone you dumb broad and post it later. If any one of your friends wanted to see it they would have bought tickets for themselves.

[Austin @appelsauce]

People be in their 30s thinking they’re special and they are not

[Austin @appelsauce]

Please excuse my attitude it’s just that no one cares about our country becoming a fascist dictatorship

[Austin @appelsauce]

Dodgers fans booing a Hispanic player when their entire stadium is built on a gentrified Hispanic neighborhood is absolutely insane.

[Austin @appelsauce]

Dodgers fans booing Correa when their stadium is built on a gentrified Hispanic neighborhood is WILD

[Austin @appelsauce]

@tlschwerz Literally

[Austin @appelsauce]

2 outs and zero runs this inning if the umpires had brain cells. #MLB #Dodgers

[Austin @appelsauce]

Why is Paddack still on the Twins? This is ridiculous

[Austin @appelsauce]

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

[Austin @appelsauce]

Just trying to not let the Twins ruin my summer

[Austin @appelsauce]

No water bottles allowed and no free water should be a crime.

[Austin @appelsauce]

If I had a time machine I would give the Native Americans m-16s

[Austin @appelsauce]

“Are you okay?”

No, I’m falling asleep to metal tonight.

[Austin @appelsauce]

He was on the ground

[Austin @appelsauce]

This is absolutely ridiculous