bamblbi

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Sometimes I get Really Anxious and feel like I have No Friends but in Reality I have 3 of Them

[m @skitzocat]

to fuck around is human, to find out is divine

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[Spandex Fella 🇫🇮🏴‍☠️ @sami_viitanen]

@AliceSuffererGr When I heard that Hesburger is opening new outlets in Ukraine, my first thought was "haven't the poor Ukrainians suffered enough?"

[bamblbi @appendicitida]

haló

[Lady Voldemort @LadyVoldemort09]

Young men on the internet: women these days have impossible standards! If you’re not 6 feet tall with a 6 figure salary, they won’t even look at you!

Young women on the internet: yeah so I had to beg my ex boyfriend to brush his teeth and that wasn’t even the dealbreaker

[bamblbi @appendicitida]

@wrathofgnon @_F_B_G_ it does not make sense anymore

[Hugh Mungus @HubertObungus]

Smoking weed all the time makes you retarded. I conducted a study on myself to prove this

[🐻‍❄️ @digital_bathtub]

marty snoopreme

[bamblbi @appendicitida]

povídal jsem si o tom s Chatem

[ً @cryst6ls]

how it feels to say “girl fuck you” to a man https://t.co/tm2VmNINti

[bamblbi @appendicitida]

@nejzalozenejsi @annierubyjane jak může tříleté dítě za to jaké má vztahy s rodinou 🤔

[lokutus @lokutus]

S dcerkou jsme si pustili film Gympl z roku 2007. Naprostá píčovina, plná stupidních stereotypů. Chci ty dvě hodiny života zpátky.

[Jiří☀️☀️☀️ @gdrahns]

co je nějaké dobré prádlo na vyprání pokud zrovna začínám prát jako koníček

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

How it feels watching youtube on your tv

[pierce @piercespears]

https://t.co/wPSCvZl02s

[bamblbi @appendicitida]

@barunone včera jsem si dávala pietu bylo to krásné ♥️

[bamblbi @appendicitida]

tohle je super tweet na to zmínit že mám zítra volno z práce která mě moc baví a jsem na šumavě s mým klukem a máme se tu parádně a usnul mi v náručí a já si teď ťukám na twitteru zatímco on spinká :3

[rei @notsorichbitch]

slavim prvni maj, cas lasky a svatek prace tim, ze sem single & unemployed 💞

[sealnus @sonicthehehhog]

Just got asked a question at work how about you go fuck yourself buddy I’m literally scrolling on my phone