Salt n Light

[FrankReign🇰🇪 @FrankUtdRx]

Huyu msee naye alitupandishia gangster points.

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Leftover soup needs to go into a round container because soup is round.

i won't be explaining

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Being an active Kenyan on Twitter is not easy. We had to deal with South Africans, Nigerians, Ebola, HIV & Oburu Odinga all in 12 hours.

[POKOT ICON @CFC_Haron]

Family: Let's not share what has happened until an official statement is released.

Aoko:

[ℴ𝒷𝓎𝓁ℯℯ𝓃💕 @oby8014]

Me replaying the disrespect so I can stay in no contact.

[Kuwa Strong @KuwaSTRNG]

You qualified for FIFA World Cup but we still have the same number of world cup trophies.
Plus we don't worship white people, that's why we gave America their first black president 🦅🇰🇪

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Ulimanage?

[Tsika Zolesa💋 @zolesa_ke]

Omg fuck. I just realized something. By this time next year we’re gonna have a new president 😳🥹✨❤️🇰🇪

[MICHAEL SCOFIELD @manjaymoh254]

Get your country a name first. We can't be beefing with a compass direction to Atlantic ocean

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

It's our patriotic duty to make sure that all journalists fail in the upcoming election especially those from Citizen TV

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

Ndizi Tatu mbao kwa Sifuna, Nne mbao kwa UDA 😅😂

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Sifuna amenifunza kuchanganya adui zangu until they learn to mind their own business 😂😂😂

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

I always wonder how journalists aspiring to become leaders through UDA have the guts to do so while reading the news everyday about abductions and extra judicial killings..Hawa,comedians and musicians tawe ❌

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Edwin Sifuna is the first ever Presidential candidate in the history of our politics who enjoys cross-generational and inter-tribal support. Hadi wazee wa 90 years wanaongelea Sifuna kwa vijiji around Kenya.

[mia. @dreamsickang3l]

Don’t ask me what’s wrong because I’ll deadass start from 2023

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

A number of youth have arrived at Buruburu Redeemed church as they seek Justice for Jahenda, the lady filmed being bullied in a washroom.

It is alleged that one of the bully's father is a pastor at the church.

[Atieno.K @CCarusheey]

Hii picha ya sponyo na boys wake itafanya tutukanwe wiki mzima 😂😂#EmptyDerby

[Social Butterfly @_Mulandi_89]

do whatever you can, or you want but DONT FUCKING VOTE FOR ANY JOURNALISTS vying for any legislative seats, those bastards are extremely useless and sell outs.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing

[Etimbuk @EtimbukHR]

Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.