Austin 🤠🪐🦜

They always ask yee haw but never haw yee.😞

[misto @mistowho]

Liquor? Ya, if she’ll let me

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Women today: men used to go to war

Men at war: this is hell, I hope no one ever has to go to war again

Men at work: I come from a land down unda

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Crazy how a tiny sperm can turn into a giant toxic ass, ungrateful ass, cashapp begging ass hoe so fast

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[p03tism 💾🌱 @p03tism]

this is going to sound awful but you gotta kill it

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if i drove 5 minutes in the UK they would execute me

[Sweet Tea Papíí @stp_301]

Robert Downey JR

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

Saying "so you hate me" >>>>>

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

I painted the legend, “Back Up Terry!”

[ar🎀 @lilamyfr]

world war 3 before i find the loml is crazy like damn 😒

[mia @httpsosweet]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[AB @CarelessAB]

a eater… next question.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I'm single but if my fav ex want another try idk what to tell yall

[StayDownTre @longlivejrock]

I date to die together so leave me alone

[P I X I E @PixieDoll_]

All my crash outs be valid. No regrets I actually should’ve did more !!