Neil Carter 🇬🇧

Head of Operations and all things Creative. Views are my own.

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@Jennifer55gt 90 points, never getting a tattoo

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@Jassmini2 Plus the two clocks are at different times

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@Jassmini2 Remote control

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@BhattiLaib9960 E is the only letter that appears in “sentence” three times

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@jazzfool @Mofoman360 @ClarksonsFarm1 @JeremyClarkson He’s done more for farmers than anyone ever has

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@KhushiDiva2 Austria, Australia, Uganda, Angola, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Equatorial Guinea, Ukraine, Estonia, India, Argentina, Aruba, Antigua, USA… there’s probably more but all I can think of at the minute

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@victorfyt If he’d had a couple of them before hand he wouldn’t be in cuffs

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@gman5180 Phone directory

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@Kinza1278 2

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@tacokingX Houses of Parliament

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@Avabelly__ Leave them, it’s perfect as it is

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@Eman_8282 Tomato

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@SqSehrish 106

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@SqSehrish 441111

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@saniyafatma1278 Ricky

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@Maddu_550 205

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@Eman_8282 I think 5, I’ve had double and triple yolks before

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@benonwine That puddle that the gos piss in that just dried up outside my house

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@otokyo Jaws

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