sea slime

fan of fried dough with apples and glaze | no. 1 geif up-player | no. 7 guile downplayer | fightcade cryptid | slime enthusiast | dance music fiend | #DaBears

[sea slime @applefucker78]

To all the like… 7 real people who follow me, check out my new song!

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[Kiri蛋挞 @Ki2ri5]

Hugging Choppas 1/2

[Drungshroom @drungshrooms]

cave your grandma's skull with a rock or give a random peruvian child your strange professional killstreak beggar's bazooka with over 500K kills

[sea slime @applefucker78]

People talk like they’re authorities on things they’ve never even attempted to do and expect to be treated like intelligent and well versed people

[Karkat @KarkatSG]

The difference is, in every other game genre you can learn the game by playing the actual game, with friends even (imagine that!), not sitting alone in the lab for dozens of hours to commit combos to muscle memory so that you have even the slightest chance of not instantly losing

[sea slime @applefucker78]

Well if you can’t wear shoes why do you work at a shoe store? Do you gain movement speed based on level or something? I thought they patched that dummy

[Left me on July - the comic !! @Leftmeonjuly]

she felt really bad afterwards..

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

That Big ass Super Buu lookin ass nigga from Norway is kinda insane at this game.

[rune sword @runesword1]

in the marketplace, homunculus hiding in my satchel, peeps out, looks around. it squeaks ‘MYTHIC FAPS’ right as a nearby dwarf cleric bends over to pick up her shield. i instantly swing my satchel into the sharp corner of the nearest stone wall, not stopping until it goes red

[Nasir Jones @CodyLaRae]

About oliver tree death the saddest part is his only fan ran up to him when he died and started drinking his blood thinking it was red lemonade

[cloudoverpass 🔞‼️ @cloudoverpass]

can totk Zelda please get a wedgie in her fullback cotton panties

[sea slime @applefucker78]

Your favorite game is until dawn?

[sea slime @applefucker78]

You haven’t played your favorite game?

[sea slime @applefucker78]

You haven’t played your favorite game?

[sea slime @applefucker78]

Everyone in the comments saying Zelda 2 have not played the game and need to be castrated and tortured like Theon Greyjoy die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

[june (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) @junezdollhouse]

i truly truly believe there hasn't been a single bad zelda game and the idea that the first Actually Bad zelda game would be a remake of ocarina of time is so baffling to me it makes me laugh. There have been nothing but consistent bangers

[sea slime @applefucker78]

@SabersRevival A case of pbr on sf7 release day tho 👀👀👀👀👀👀

[sea slime @applefucker78]

Kh1 was the floatiest in the series chief

[2sallads @2sallads]

Wish we could go back to KH1 combat instead of this floaty shit.

[sea slime @applefucker78]

You throw your attacks like a baseball in this game and can curve it around enemies in the front it’s sick

[Humblemud @humblemudgames]

Opoona is a unique JRPG that went under the radar of many during the Nintendo Wii days since it released on the same day as Super Mario Galaxy. Dragon Quest devs made it, Dreamcast graphics, Final Fantasy Tactics composer's music. I'm covering it in today's video 🟠⚪

[sea slime @applefucker78]

Pooltoy orcane feels like a bad idea

[Rivals of Aether II @RivalsOfAether]

It's time to hit the beach! 🏖️ Patch 1.6.4 is live today, check out all the exciting updates 👇️

[Jeremy @ViciousFGC]

Smoothest cranium I’ve ever seen. This dude’s legit.

[PHENOMENON ALIEN 96100 96584-18589 005 IBEON 9112 @3DGlyptics]

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[sea slime @applefucker78]

@SabersRevival REAL

[sea slime @applefucker78]

If this was an arrested development bit it
Would’ve gone for one more subversion and the second car would’ve missed and then the fruit vendor would’ve knocked it over in an insurance scheme and then the narrator would’ve kept the bit going a full minute longer