applejackofalltrades 🥲

he/him | 22 | find me on fimfiction and tumblr :) buy me kofi? might retweet/like NSFW things from time to time @[email protected]

[applejackofalltrades 🥲 @applejackoat]

these are the exact faces i make when i sing it, i dont know if theres a way to do it otherwise

[also mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @oeufs_brouilles]

Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it

[Crook3d @The1Slasher]

Every time I see a scene of a Hispanic character in Helluva/Hazbin I end up feeling exactly like Dracula

[acupkafro @acupkafro]

sics seben #mlp

[Spiritomb @SPIR1T0M8]

its finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦

[😭 @tmstailbraid]

this is what hey do to twilight sparkle every month

[applejackofalltrades 🥲 @applejackoat]

what the fuck is a verity

[applejackofalltrades 🥲 @applejackoat]

bros reading like the popular kids in my 5th grade class did wtf

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Here is a clip of Trump mispronouncing "Yosemite" as "Yo, Semite"

[applejackofalltrades 🥲 @applejackoat]

also look obviously shes a terrible hateful transphobic terf among other things but cant a tranny just have a quick laugh over joanne

[applejackofalltrades 🥲 @applejackoat]

have the mold spores finally begun to leave her brain

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

@MeghanChavalier It doesn’t remotely infuriate me. I’ve always believed that adults with intractable gender dysphoria may only find peace after surgery and taking hormones. I’m glad you’re happy.

[applejackofalltrades 🥲 @applejackoat]

"drive safe with girlfriend"

meanwhile the last thing marinette said about their relationship is "we're over"

[Miraculous @BeMiraculousLB]

What’s in your back to school starter pack? 📚🖍️

[applejackofalltrades 🥲 @applejackoat]

pull the trigger

[addi ☁️ @beefdogcoffee]

gun to your head would you rather read the first fic you ever wrote to an auditorium full of people or would you rather share your ao3 reading history with irls

[applejackofalltrades 🥲 @applejackoat]

look i was a wattpad kid for sure but then i grew up and moved to ao3 before i got into mlp and then consumed fics pretty much exclusively on fimfic lol

needless to say, i still use ao3 because i am in other fandoms. ao3 is NOT difficult to use and if u think it is its not for u

[applejackofalltrades 🥲 @applejackoat]

like i still got goosebumps at the end of it. what a fucking great episode with great writing and great storyboarding and great animation and great camerawork and great voice acting and gre-

[applejackofalltrades 🥲 @applejackoat]

are any of you guys miraculous ladybug fans becauss i have been going insane over secret protocal/nemesis (mostly secret protocol) since they came out and i have LITERALLY no one to talk to about it

[applejackofalltrades 🥲 @applejackoat]

like i just rewatched secret protocol (and am about to rewatch nemesis) because wow what a pair of episodes and ... fuck man secret protocol may be one of my favourite episodes of anything ever and i DONT say that about anything mlb lightly, i love the show but it can be bad

[applejackofalltrades 🥲 @applejackoat]

(just watched the new mlb episode)

holy SHIT.

[applejackofalltrades 🥲 @applejackoat]

CHESTNUTS!

[𝐐 🚩🏴Ⓐ @buckravers420]

basically 29 years old and i just learned that horses have a vestigial toes on their legs from when they had two and that people clip them off and feed them to their dogs