Alden Jasper

[Alden Jasper @applejax46]

Fun fact: 21 Savage has been the voice of the gecko in the Geico commercial for years

[A Literal L’Mouse @IliadRy]

Back in my day, “Stella Lefty” was just what a man from Boston would call Jon Lester

[Alden Jasper @applejax46]

To anyone who took advice from me in my 20’s…my bad

[Mercy The Bird 🐦 @GreenBirbGirl]

Bet you feel reaaaaal fuckin dumb right about now lmao

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

SNAP and WIC funding runs out in 9 days

[Alden Jasper @applejax46]

@Pellz_ What are you trying to say!!!!

[Alden Jasper @applejax46]

@YankeeReport_ @OldTakesExposed

[Samaritans, Inc. @SamaritansHope]

Hey Sam has seen an increase of texts since @redsox Jarren Duran bravely opened up about his own mental health journey and suicide attempt. You are never alone, call or text 988 24/7 and youth can text Hey Sam at 439-726.

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

If this happened in Boston both of his arms would have snapped

[The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 @ThePettiestLA]

This is the kindest way anyone has asked for more violence.

[Alden Jasper @applejax46]

@merepar She dodged a bullet

[Alden Jasper @applejax46]

@Pellz_

[Alden Jasper @applejax46]

@Pellz_ Right around the Tatum range probably

[Alden Jasper @applejax46]

@merepar New Album in April. Catch up!!

[theScore Bet @theScoreBet]

The Bears are really Out of The Woods in this one as they enter halftime down by BAD. 👀

Live Odds:
CHI 🐻 +37.5
KC 🏹 -37.5
O/U ↕️ 54.5

[Alden Jasper @applejax46]

@BDiddy23_ Bruv! It’s fantastic, innit

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Sauron in The Return of the King:

[Alden Jasper @applejax46]

@Pellz_ She did that from outside lane?? That’s NUTS

[Alden Jasper @applejax46]

@Pellz_ Dunham???

[Alden Jasper @applejax46]

@TeeAhGoh Bring back the Select!!!