Nicole White

I'm 22. I have no chill, like. at all.

[Meghan Rienks @meghanrienks]

like you cannot pick and chose your feminist battles

[Meghan Rienks @meghanrienks]

1. you cannot exclude minorities
2. you cannot exclude genders
3. you cannot exclude races

*you cannot exclude on a quest for inclusion*

[Meghan Rienks @meghanrienks]

feminism is not controversial
gender equality cannot be "off brand"

human decency is not a radical notion it's common fucking sense

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

Aka covered in lint

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

Word that describes me:

Linty

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

If your partner likes you any less because of your body hair, dump them.

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

All boobs are good boobs

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

If he fingers you like he's rubbing a stain out of his shirt, dump him.

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

*punches a bug* NOT TODAY WEST NILE.

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

*uses laptop to charge phone*
*uses phone to tether wifi for laptop*
Circle of life, folks.

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

Wtf is the point of the weather being this cold if it isn't gonna snow STOP TEASING ME, WEATHER

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

Nothing says Holiday Cheer more than getting a call from my bank because they thought someone stole my credit card. Nope. Just me, shopping.

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

"I'm a millennial, so I don't believe in labels." OH MY GOD

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

Offically aware of how 'the times have changed' because my laptop has no disc slot. CDs and DVDs are obsolete am i old or

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

Why is Netflix experiencing an internal error on a Saturday night when I'm home alone IM A GOOD PERSON I DON'T DESERVE THIS

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

Me: *only buys organic eggs*
Also me: *eats take-out left orders that I left sitting in my purse all night*

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

Having crispy potatoes and sausage for breakfast, yum! (A can of Pringles and a Slim-Jim)

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

Tinder but for inviting someone over just to take a nap with them and leech off their body heat

[Nicole White @applenicoleee]

IT U THINK THINK I'M JUST GOING TO SIT BACK AND SAY NOTHING WHILE U GIVE ME THE WRONG FOOD u r 100% correct because I don't want to be fussy