‘Backrooms’ Director Kane Parsons has successfully achieved mitosis.
“There’s four of me now”
“There’s four of me now”
“There’s four of me now”
“There’s four of me now”
He is 20 years old.
Omfg just found out my recently deceased aunt apparently bequeathed me her Christmas tree farm? So now I have to leave the big city (right as I’m about to get my big promotion) and head to her rinky dink town to deal with this shit. FML!!!!