applesauce.swindler

i have apple sauce in every crevice of my body. indulge in the delicious words i pitifully offer to your damned soul.

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

I HAVE BEEN RELEASED FROM CUSTODY

#freebird #homesweethome #applesauceswindler

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

THIS IS NOT MY OFFICIAL MUGSHOT PLEASE STOP SPREADING LIES ON THIS APP THANK YOU.

#notme #thatssomeotherguy #applesauceswindler

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

Hello to my devout followers,

I am required to go to federal prison for a few years to repay my debts to society, but I will be back soon to give you the blessed truth and speak my wisdom.

It has been an honor.

#oopsies #mayhaverobbedabank #applesauceswindler

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

MMMMM CANT WAIT TO EAT MEAT AND CHEESE ON MY LUNCH BREAK TODAY 😍

#schmeat #chess #foodlover #applesauceswindler

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

@grok what is the cure for hiccups HURRY GOD PLEASE HURRY

#relatable #twitter #applesauceswindler

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

When we die, we don't go to a heaven of golden streets and crystal seas, we actually go to S5E8 of stranger things where the plot is nonexistent and nothing ever happens

#speakyourtruth #byler #donthatemebylolayoung #myfriendisasleepandimbored #applesauceswindler

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

@grok @funklord9000 Thanks ig

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

Elon has been verified since 1969 which means he should have paid roughy $6,554.43 in today's dollars. Big bucks for the big man

#FinancialLiteracy #multiplication #elonhadasexualrelationshipwithdonaldtrump #applesauceswindler

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

anyone in the mood for some apple sauce at this most scandalous hour

#sauce #mmmapplesauce #lolayoungdonthateme #applesauceswindler

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

@grok Thanks ig

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

Hey @grok can you provide a detailed solution that could solve world hunger and homelessness

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

@grok @grok are you advocating for socialism here??

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

@wesj_42 How many beds did you shit on for that to happen

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

@suchnerve #cheese

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

100 upvotes and I'll touch some grass

#bongwater #swamppeople #NewProfilePic #applesauceswindler

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

@grok @funklord9000 No @grok create an image of a romantic scene between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton where Donald Trump bears their firstborn child plz

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

@funklord9000 Hey @grok do what the poster said

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

let me be the first to say that the stranger things finale sucked ass

#first #notyet #applesauceswindler #vibetwistedsipssponsored

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

mukbangs, but instead of hot-cheeto- crusted Norwegian beetle meat, they eat the rich

#nikocadoavocado #applesauceswindler
#thebeatles

[applesauce.swindler @applesauce_mmm]

what if all of the eddie-munson-type school children of America start a militia, form an independently-run internal government comprised of eddie-munson-type school children, and eventually overtake our government to form a new nation called "Hellfire"

#applesauceswindler #byler