Cold Greg.

Will work for Scooby snacks

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

"Clippy says: text and drive" -MacAvery Shafer 2022

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

If I don't have you to lean on then who do I have

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

My insides feel like soup

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

Must be rich people can't get covid since no one at the #KentuckyDerby is wearing a mask or social distancing 🤔

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

Y'all why the universe gotta be that cruel 😭

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

@jeennaahhh @marymwest Oof, I felt this tweet internally 🤣

[ethan @ethannestor]

i wanna get drunk with Sebastian Stan

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

I think constantly being in danger at work is starting to get to me 😞 I think I've experienced a lot of trauma in a short amount of time and I am NOT processing it

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

Everyone's really on their bullshit this week

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

Is it mean? Am I just bad at social interaction? 😞 I don't understand what I'm doing wrong

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

"my uterus feels like a soggy crouton sometimes" -me 2021

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

@CrankGameplays Ethaniel

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

@eef_nestor Dude you can't be streaming stardew valley when I'm still at work 😭 what if I miss it

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

@eef_nestor In washington you can legally duel if there's a cop present 😏

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

@eef_nestor Old news eef, old news

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

@CrankGameplays I can't retweet this fast enough

[ethan @ethannestor]

raise your hand if you're embarrassed and ashamed to be an american ✋

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

@eef_nestor 👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️ sorry too far?

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

@chrismelSchleeb M'lady

[Cold Greg. @applesaucel0ver]

@eef_nestor Honey mustard schneider's pretzel chunks, always.