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husband, father, liar.

[mikey @applesbymike]

HEY GOD: OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE DUDE WHERE YOU AT

[Canada Basketball @CanBball]

Something changes when we step on the court. #SoSorry

[mikey @applesbymike]

everyone knows you're eating an apple

[mikey @applesbymike]

Pixar movie idea: Instead of eating clothing like the rest of his family, an artsy moth pursues his dream of becoming a fashion designer.

[mikey @applesbymike]

Let's just make sure we keep Pillar's chin away from Tulowitzki's shoulder during this celebration #jays #ClinchDay

[mikey @applesbymike]

Gettin gritty this weekend #Grittzville #WayHomeCrews @wayhome http://t.co/84kBMGUfKf

[mikey @applesbymike]

Bottomless pop is one thing, but bottomless puppies??!?! You have my ear, #puppyswap

[mikey @applesbymike]

Missy's just happy she made it 39 days without getting divorced #survivorfinale

[mikey @applesbymike]

LOVE THESE AUGTOBER NIGHTS

[mikey @applesbymike]

#gripfiesta tonight but there's still work to be done. https://t.co/fVMuO5wD0W

[Ihar Turtsou @IharTurtsou]

@applesbymike That's what we do. Day in and day out. #marketing #TimeLapseMovie #advertising http://t.co/B71k0dk7KT

[mikey @applesbymike]

going deep. https://t.co/TzK3iyLrJv

[mikey @applesbymike]

tough day climbing the Hollywood hills. https://t.co/Fu8s5lqhUi

[mikey @applesbymike]

Keep your friends close and your cottage friends closer.

[mikey @applesbymike]

If I've learned anything from the internet, it's that wild African lions just want to be hugged.

[mikey @applesbymike]

Omg my feet smell like Rob Ford #TOpoli

[mikey @applesbymike]

Hey @Topman doesn't this instruction apply to most things except maybe marshmallows?????

[mikey @applesbymike]

Blood is thicker than LinkedIn.

[mikey @applesbymike]

He lurks your facebook inbox, he sees the shit you text, he reads your browser history so you're screwed til Christmas next. #Santa #NSA

[mikey @applesbymike]

Rick Ross AKA 2 Chinz