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[Josie @appleshampoo18]

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[Josie @appleshampoo18]

@Mrcryptoxwhale Done

[Josie @appleshampoo18]

@claretbluesue I’m sure they’ll be devastated, Su!

[Bushra Shaikh @Bushra1Shaikh]

Gary Lineker will forever be recognised as the man who stood on the right side of history. With or without the BBC.

Big ❤️ @GaryLineker

[Josie @appleshampoo18]

Anyone feeling generous? 🎅 #letsBONK

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[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

“But if they don't deliver this Brexit that I spent 25 years of my life working for, then I will be forced to don khaki, pick up a rifle and head for the front lines."

Nigel Farage, insufferable snowflake & blatant inciter of the 2024 #FarageRiots, May, 2017.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Today @Nigel_Farage said he was mislead by Andrew Tate on the identity of the recent murder

1) A sitting MP should not rely on a famous vile misogynistic thug for their information

2) An MPs job is to fact check

3) No British MP should cosy up to Andrew Tate

RT if you agree.

[t/a Underscores Rn’t Us @AndyPlumb4]

Speaking as a Brummie, this brave young lady in Liverpool standing strong in the face of racism, should always proudly remember this as her Saffiyah Khan moment.

Bravo and respect ✊

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

This man “got his country back” by looting O2

[Josie @appleshampoo18]

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[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read:

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?”

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.

God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

-Nate White

[Josie @appleshampoo18]

Jesus. #Nella actually needs help. @imacelebrity Time to get the mental health people in and remove her.
For her own good.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

This ⬇️

[ʀ⎊ᴜ ʀᴇʏɴ⎊ @RouReynolds]

in order to allow & support the oppression of another group, you must dehumanise them.

that’s always been the way to get humans to commit genocide.

and now with social media, we witness the deep deep indescribable ugliness of it all.

[sharan ⌘ @cyberyogi_]

@Rainmaker1973 Illusion hand 🔥

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Baby brother's first steps bring joy to big sisters! 😊👶

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[Otto English @Otto_English]

No because like you I grew up in an era of vaccines but

● An estimated 50 to 100 million people died in the 1918 to 1920 pandemic. Soup existed in abundance but didn't save lives

● Measles vaccination is estimated to have averted 56 million deaths between 2000 and 2021 alone

[Helen Guo @HelenGuo_]

4 months ago, I started a newsletter.

Today, it’s a 6 figure business.

I work 4 hours a week on it.

Here's the playbook:

[Ben Goldsmith @BenGoldsmith]

The science of global warming is so very simple. Please spare a few short minutes to watch Carl Sagan explain it beautifully clearly nearly forty years ago.