Simon's Apples

Utinni!!!

[Simon's Apples @applesimon]

@alessa_savage @EllaHughesXXX @VENUSBERLIN @RyanRyderxxx @EN_PRIVATE The smiles soon disappeared from their faces when their driver said his name was “John” and they didn’t have enough cash to cover the @FakeTaxi fare.
“Not again” was the groan from the back seat as Ryan mentioned his orange @LearnFDS car...

[VIXEN @VIXEN]

RT this for a chance to win a FREE month of #Vixen! Just in time for #vixenangel @XNicoleAnistonX's new scene! 💋 https://t.co/soLf57UTi5

[Simon's Apples @applesimon]

@eskimojo100 @MissLyallXXX There is no hiding place too sacred in the search for the stolen @FakeTaxi
#FindFakeTaxi

[Cytherea @RealCytherea]

Shout out to all OUR fans lets let @Brazzers know how much YOU all want to see @thebonnierotten @VeronicaAvluvXX and myself do the most epic nasty squirting scene ever created? Retweet this and let them know and MAYBE some magic will happen

[Lisa Ann @thereallisaann]

“May is National Masturbation Month, and @HotMovies and I are celebrating by giving you all you need to make the most of it! Follow and RT for a chance to win my @Fleshlight, a signed DVD of Lisa Ann Back 4 More, and 500 HotMovies minutes!”

[Simon's Apples @applesimon]

@iluvchristie @Brazzers @mriveraphotox Girls, we might look ridiculous but look at what @KeiranLee has got to wear for the scene...

[Simon's Apples @applesimon]

@more_milf Hard to type one handed but
@more_milf
@SophieASlut
@Ava_Austen
✊🏻✊🏻💦💦💦

[Simon's Apples @applesimon]

@FakeDrivingSchl @RyanRyderxxx @x_summers Now that’s a birthday present 🎁 I can smile about on #StGeorgesDay 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Thank you #FDS

[Simon's Apples @applesimon]

Happy Birthday to the gorgeous @TinaKayxxx
Great to share my B-Day with someone so stunning
#StGeorgesDay 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
#ShakespeareDay 🎭

[VergeCurrency $XVG @vergecurrency]

#VergeDay is upon us! Your favorite adult brands are now accepting @vergecurrency to pay for memberships +more and to celebrate we’re giving away over 300K $XVG! RT and follow @vergecurrency to WIN! #vergefam

[Brazzers @Brazzers]

#VergeDay is upon us! Your favorite adult brands are now accepting @vergecurrency to pay for memberships +more and to celebrate we’re giving away over 300K $XVG! RT and follow @vergecurrency to WIN

[Simon's Apples @applesimon]

@more_milf Top: “it must be here somewhere”
Middle: “I didn’t know you wore contacts”
Bottom: “I don’t - but I needed an excuse...”

[Simon's Apples @applesimon]

@FakeTaxi How about a download button on @FakeHostel ???

[Simon's Apples @applesimon]

@FakeTaxi A beanie and mug for when I’m camping at Carfest this year

[Simon's Apples @applesimon]

@therealJuliaAnn Because no-one watches cement dry, but everyone watches porn #armchairexperts

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

#TheXFiles #TakeAKnee

[Simon's Apples @applesimon]

I’m voting for Walkers Prawn Cocktail! #chooseorlose https://t.co/ELezqCmfLA

[Simon's Apples @applesimon]

@FakeTaxi Six in total (5 photoshop and 1 real "fake" taxi)

[WWEPPorn™ @WWEPPorn]

RT for Nikki Bella going NUDE! #BreastForBusiness

#RAW #SDLive #TotalDivas #WWEPayback