Apple Stock

I am just a single share of stock among 930 million others on our way to the moon! #aapl

[Apple Stock @applestock]

@i_Know_First I'm going to get high next week.

[Cult of Mac @cultofmac]

44m people boogied down to Apple Music in July http://t.co/e2Ix9CSXXW

[Cult of Mac @cultofmac]

Kids of today think cassette players are iPhone docks http://t.co/6bYsvD4Arg

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LIVE on #Periscope: Concert (and basketball) at TheIceHouse in Cohoes. https://t.co/5dHoknlGwo

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LIVE on #Periscope: My brother needs grilling advice https://t.co/O6rrPDoPMR

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LIVE on #Periscope: Paintball! I'm on the field. https://t.co/GObStqarOw

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LIVE on #Periscope: Imminent thunderstorm #3 of the night https://t.co/bOPIZZYADl

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LIVE on #Periscope: Severe thunderstorm inbound https://t.co/mqAnJwgaiI

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I predict the iPhone 6S will be a success. Hey, that rhymes. I'm high on cold medicine right now.

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@Motts do you filter the applesauce through the socks?

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So, how much do you love the watch? (Only + 1.5%?! C'mon, you can do better than that!)

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@capricecrane Amen, sister.

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Big day ahead. Who bought me in pre-market trading?

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"@Motts: Retweet if your cool basement becomes a video game lair for the kids all afternoon."

That is so Sandusky.

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@Motts STOP THE FUCKING GAMES AND JUST TALK ABOUT APPLESAUCE.

[Paul Fahey™ @PaulLeoFahey]

Damn, I really nailed this whole Instagram thing.

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@AMcClenning I completely agree. Tweeting under a false name is just not right.

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“@Motts: When your kids are young, you can't get them to sleep. When they're older, you can't get them to wake up.”

Try Benadryl or BedBull

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“@Motts: What's the most outrageous demand your kid has made?” A briefcase, unmarked bills, come alone...

[Paul Hook @paulhook]

Based on cumulative inflation rates from late 1971 to today, an additional 463% would have paid had she waited to buy a Stairway to Heaven.