alexandra

resident of almost there and nowhere close.

[alexandra @applexipie]

@bitchbookshelf My mom is really good at birth chart readings. She’s only by referral but if you’re interested I can give her a call and get you a quick quote and timeline.

[alex 👽 @bahayogi]

Actually, soaps do help. The virus is a self-assembled nanoparticle and the weakest link is the lipid bilayer. When you wash your hands with soap it dissolves the fatty membrane and the virus falls apart thus becoming “inactive”. Please wash your hands.

[Jonathan Tevis @TevisJonathan]

Staggering numbers.

[Jonathan Tevis @TevisJonathan]

What ever happened to @mcuban running for president? A successful billionaire with personality. It worked once. Could it work again? Just a thought. #DemPrimary #Election2020 #CNNTownHall @TheDemocrats

[Jonathan Tevis @TevisJonathan]

How to stay active on rest days... #FitnessMotivation #fitness https://t.co/krObBg3xGc

[alexandra @applexipie]

Me, finding a crumb in my mouth: I got a little philly in my teeth.
Boyfriend: what’s a little philly?
Me: it’s a little gritty.
@GrittyNHL #philly

[PAWS @phillypaws]

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[alexandra @applexipie]

Will sell soul to get away from Comcast.

[alexandra @applexipie]

What a nice day to sit outside and wait for aaa.

[alexandra @applexipie]

Man I forgot how productive I am between midnight a 5am.

[alexandra @applexipie]

Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey. 🎶

[alexandra @applexipie]

You can do a lot of good in the world if you're proactive instead of reactive, forgiving instead of vengeful.

[alexandra @applexipie]

Just took the cover off my couch for the first time in a year and a half. Now taking bets for how long it'll take me to dump wine on it.

[alexandra @applexipie]

I've discovered I dislike adverbs.

[Cheyenne! @imalittlecheye]

Me to Lexi: oh look, you put on your Temple pin!

Lexi: I know I’m so patriotic.

[alexandra @applexipie]

You're not really famous until there are conspiracy theories that a look alike has replaced you.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Philadelphia Eagles win first Super Bowl, holding off favored Patriots 41-33 in a game that shattered Super Bowl records

[alexandra @applexipie]

Yeah Eagles! Please don't flip my car.

[Alexis Ren @AlexisRen]

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up ur ego then jump down to ur IQ

[alexandra @applexipie]

The guy who lives next to me is making these really strange noises that sound like a bobcat hacking up a hair ball. Go eagles?