herman the worman

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[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

first interview where we didn't have to lie about being collaboratively gay!!

[herman the worman @applopolis]

actually no one talk to me… WHO IS DOING IT LIKE MY MOM.

[herman the worman @applopolis]

tickets were WON. gold VIP was BOUGHT. i did almost shit myself

[herman the worman @applopolis]

@leighcest i’m honestly not 100% sure :/ i was planning on calling the venue to double check, but i imagine there would be a link to ticket sales once the date gets closer??

[herman the worman @applopolis]

pop base stay AWAY from dan and phil

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why did they put donkey on ozempic….

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lets learn to cat with mama

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i 🫶🏻 the flaming lips

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ethel cain writing “i know you love her, but she was my sister first”

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nothing like a weird guy in a coffee shop making women uncomfortable

[herman the worman @applopolis]

i know it’s summer when ppl start arguing over the heat in the usa vs. europe

[herman the worman @applopolis]

finally accepted that throwing up DOES make you feel better

[herman the worman @applopolis]

just met the cutest girl at the coffee shop and had a lovely chat, and then watched her have two other chats with other customers…. i hope you have the best day ever yellow top girl

[herman the worman @applopolis]

note to self: sean bean and mr. bean are NOT the same person

[herman the worman @applopolis]

like i’m actually so worked up over this what do you mean frodo saved all of middle earth but it wasn’t enough to save himself IM GONNA KILL MYSELFFFFF

[herman the worman @applopolis]

just watched return of the king for the second time and BAWLED my eyes out…. give it 11 more academy awards STAT

[۟ @lesbiunny]

To all of you… American girls it’s sad to… imagine a world without you….

[herman the worman @applopolis]

bts take notes

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TOPS NEW ALBUM IS SOOOO GOODD