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[The Onion @TheOnion]

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/8NNNNzc1xQ

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@LycanGTV @djWHEAT He's not gonna fuck you bro

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@HawleyMO @simonschuster Imagine calling yourself a constitutional lawyer and claiming this is a first amendment issue.

YIKES

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@srogers0612 @_AnthonyLenz @GazeWithin This is 100% false.

You can easily prep for the LSAT (coming from "someone that scored above 170.")

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@GazeWithin “This message was paid for and approved by Dan”

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@Mike_from_PA @GazeWithin Nice, you went from “REE this is illegal” to normative statements about how things “should” work and it only took 2 tweets! Growth.

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@Mike_from_PA @GazeWithin Stop commenting on the legality of things you clearly don’t understand when you couldn’t pass the 10th easiest bar exam in the country.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

ABC NEWS: BIDEN WINS

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@GazeWithin memejacking will be a federal offense under president biden.

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@DHensleyChicago @etotheipie @TonyBalone @AP @BadLegalTakes

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@GazeWithin But it took your friend like 4 years to get around to doing it :^)

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@arhourigan @Arcane_Syntax @ModalSevenths At least use the updated checklist for the doctrine that you have literally zero understanding of, aight chief? https://t.co/7ERX78rH9j

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@Davebr0chill @zei_nabq Except her entire basis for avoiding voice conversations was out of apparent opsec concerns, but she’s going to come out of anonymity to preserve her right to spam her shit twitter takes 67 times a day? OK DAWG

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@Davebr0chill @zei_nabq You realize there are no Doe plaintiffs in a fucking DMCA abuse claim right?

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@ModalSevenths @kaceytron They aren't letting you back in the country after your last tweets :^)

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@RLewisReports @hasanthehun Imagine the irony of telling someone to get a home tutor when you can't distinguish between "your" and "you're". YIKES

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@ModalSevenths @esportsbatman 1. Where's the SLA for this?

2. Multiple SIMs starts to jump into a realm where a cash-strapped fire department that had never been throttled before has to start arguing in the hypothetical. The IT manager had to get approval for a $2 plan increase.

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@OTVKV2 @kuschiter @Demokrit44 @comfylefty @OmniDestiny @Tonkasaw Are you really this fucking stupid? Premeditation can be an aggravating factor or an indication of criminal intent, but IT HAS TO BE TIED TO AN INDEPENDENT CRIME.

Of course, some random shitter on Twitter like you probably knows more than an actual lawyer, like say, me.

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@OTVKV2 @kuschiter @Demokrit44 @comfylefty @OmniDestiny @Tonkasaw "Premeditation" isn't a crime you fucking moron. It has literally no independent legal significance.