appolloh👑

medical and rehabilitation social worker
Manchester United

[appolloh👑 @appollohpatrick]

Avoid withdrawing from Mpesa agents!!!! Send money to your bank account for FREE and withdrawal from ATM is 30 bob up to ksh 40,000. CHANUKA

Sonko | Itumbi | Rarieda

[appolloh👑 @appollohpatrick]

Côte d'Ivoire to eliminate Norway tonight.

[appolloh👑 @appollohpatrick]

Tonight Japan will regret why they chose football over karate.

[Jayden™ @SirGlavan_]

South Africans you can now go home and protect your jobs😂😂

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Can't wait to delay my children after church while talking to everyone. Culture must be kept alive

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Married niggahs hapo kwa club huogopa camera man kuliko ata wamama wa mchele 😂

[appolloh👑 @appollohpatrick]

@WilliamsRuto Say that again when you are not crying😀

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Spending the whole year without seeing yourself in hospital, jail or graveyard is something to thank God for. I’m grateful.

[appolloh👑 @appollohpatrick]

Hatuezikua sharp boys sisi wote. Lazima tu ng'ombe zingine zifunzwe kukaa vizuri town 😂

[Osama Novara @osama_novara]

Hatuezikua sharp boys sisi wote. Lazima tu ng'ombe zingine zifunzwe kukaa vizuri town 😂

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

"niko lit kama Gikomba" hii line ya Octopizzo huwa relevant kila mwaka, pizzo de mehehe😂💣🔥

[Omőőrokia @BonmatB]

Mzae angetupikia wakati mother hayuko, anarusha vitu zote kwa sufuria buana yeye anakuja tu kuona kama imeiva akipakua😂lakini ilikuwa among the best meals I've ever tasted🤌

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Mi huomba God nisikuwe desperate mpaka mtu anidharau bana

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

Every cheating story you hear is about men, but when you mention DNA tests, that’s when women start collapsing 🫨🫨

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

When I was young at school, this was like winning Sportpesa Jackpot

[Dr Bakari Ngengi @DrBakariNgengi]

@RobertAlai When politicians begin washing their dirty linen in public, our job is simple: sit back, listen carefully and enjoy the free entertainment.

Letu jicho tu! Hatuna maoni kabisa

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Some workplaces function entirely because a few underpaid millennials who care too much

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

We have a new problem, women with kids want to settle down with men who don't have kids.

[Eunnah @exceleunnah254]

Please buy lunch for those students on attachment in your offices, don’t be that inhuman, they only eat at night. Stop sneaking for lunch and you leave them yawning only to come to issue COMMANDS to hungry attachees

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

If you enjoyed the South Africa hate watch, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Morocco is going to catch the whole smoke tonight vs Brazil.

We haven't forgot about the towel, AFCON robbery or anything.