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I wish my name was Randy

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Fuck, kev… how do you delete posts? That was just meant for you….

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Kevin! What’s up man? Do you have my pants still?

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If you’re not gagging while brushing your hair, well… you aren’t brushing it properly. #growup

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Fuck Basketball …. Basketball is the worst sport. A team sport filled with individuals. Now cricket, that’s a good sport.. good for me, good for you and definitely good for us. I love cricket.

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Imagine meeting someone new, engaging with them, having a conversation and you are the only one asking questions? That’s not a conversation. You’ve just met a shit stain.

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Why have I been following Jimmy Fallon for so long? I can’t fucking stand Jimmy Fallon.

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A full day of listening to Nas - Kings Disease 2…. Holy fuck.

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@hewsty @29chug like that eh chug… I farted 20 times in your goalie gear.

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Price is making saves every single game that world class goalies my never make in their entire career

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Never look down on others. Especially someone who is less hairy than you. I looked down on myself the other day, mighta even been a week ago and fuck, man. Fucking ton of hair everywhere.

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So I guess the woman’s weight lifting event at the Olympics is pretty much wrapped.

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I love getting debilitatingly full on sundays. Can barely breathe.

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A big W for me is when I fill the ice tray up and walk from the sink to the freezer without spilling any water.

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Brayden Point isn’t Panarin.

[Bill Burr @billburr]

I’ve never seen a goaltender shake off hit. They always sprawl out onto the ice like they got hit by a bread truck. It’s kind of funny because they’re basically wearing a fat suit.

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@hewsty When all else fails, stay turtled. Do not move.

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That Migos @TheLALeakers freestyle was a joke, right?

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Please do

[Tony Marinaro @TonyMarinaro]

🔴⚪️🔵

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Nothing better than finishing off a beautiful week with a shit ton of rain.

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What a great game!