A Pradana S

Would have used lorem ipsum but she was busy jumping over the lazy dog with the fox and all the men who came to the aid of the party.

[A Pradana S @apradanas]

@dedee_ak Damaikan pak. Saya lelah dengan perseteruan mereka berdua

[Aaron Patterson @tenderlove]

I feel like Coronavirus related API endpoints should only be made available using SOAP

[A Pradana S @apradanas]

@nyomansony Ngeriiii. Mas mas lead 🙏🙏

[A Pradana S @apradanas]

@nyomansony Woohh iyo. Betah ya hahaha.

[🙊Christer Ericson @ChristerEricson]

No-saying is so important.

Linus: "In the end my job is to say no. Somebody has to be able to say no, because other developers know that if they do something bad I will say no. They hopefully in turn are more careful." https://t.co/00eQz6tG1n

[Arbain Rambey (Opung Gijul) @arbainrambey]

Ada yang tahu penjual alat ini ?

[A Pradana S @apradanas]

@dedee_ak @th_agustina @ernesernesto Kui foto cilikanku

[A Pradana S @apradanas]

@dedee_ak @ernesernesto @th_agustina Diam kamu Nes. Mati kowe Ded 🤪

[Salim Hamid @team_salim]

We really are all living the same life...

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

"I'll come back and refactor this code later" is the adult version of promising your parents you'll tidy your room in the morning.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

90% of "refactoring":

1. highlight large chunk of code
2. paste into new file
3. replace large chunk of code with function call
4. $ git commit -m "refactor login"
5. close refactoring ticket

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

inspirational youtube influencers: be yourself, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks of you

also inspirational youtube influencers: like, share and subscribe to my channel

[Rodolphe Dutel @rdutel]

Dear tech companies,

Employees don't need ping pong tables or beer fridges at work. 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️

Employees need flexibility to do their best work and enjoy life. For instance, working remotely. 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️

Please offer trust, not toys. 🙌

[Pranay Pathole @PPathole]

@iamdevloper Put a five second delay - ex: Thread.Sleep(5000); behind every common action in your software, then after 3 months when your users go crazy remove the delays and tell them you worked tirelessly to improve performance and suddenly everyone will love you.

[Ujjwal Sharma @ryzokuken]

When a subway station is a better programmer than you are...

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Seeing someone approach you with a pizza is normally a cause for celebration, however, if that person is your project manager, take your coat back off; you're staying late.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

you either die a hero or you live long enough to see your app's functionality become Instagram's new feature

[I Am Recruitr @iamrecruitr]

DEVELOPER JOB AD: You are always up to date with bleeding edge technologies

TRANSLATION: At any given time our CTO will insist you migrate our entire codebase to whatever framework is on the front page of Hacker News