Andy Pelzel

Please dial 62442 for help.

[Andy Pelzel @apretzel33]

@MHJera_

[Andy Pelzel @apretzel33]

@FieldGulls

[Andy Pelzel @apretzel33]

@SamMonsonNFL Most players got money under the table, he got coloring books and ice cream

[Kenny Stills @KSTiLLS]

I just started playing fantasy football this year and now I get it.

[Andy Pelzel @apretzel33]

@bylindsayhjones The amount of time that thing took to get up and down was atrocious. Holy moly.

[HBO Max @hbomax]

The blackest night is yet to come. Catch up on #Lanterns and stream new episodes Sundays on HBO Max.

[Tyler 🦅 @TylerjAlsin]

The NFC West will once again be a 3-team race atop the NFL

[Andy Pelzel @apretzel33]

@DannyBKelly In his defense, there was a 15-yard penalty making it a 48-yard try.

But no. Lol

[Andy Pelzel @apretzel33]

@BenjaminSolak anything you can glean from the Panthers passing game? Why is Jalen Coker getting so much love compared to Tetairoa McMillan today? Part of me wonders if it is the Bears coverage, but then I see Bryce Young dicing them up and assume that can’t be it.

[Andy Pelzel @apretzel33]

@DianteLeeFB As a Seahawks fan, this was always a possible outcome. The 49ers roster is stacked with elite talent, and they have one of the best offensive play callers in the league, and Raheem Morris didn’t magically forget how to coordinate a defense. It’s not like the Cardinals did this.

[CableThanos @JoshCashman_]

26 Rams

[Andy Pelzel @apretzel33]

@CigarThoughts Dude is such a genuine fucking loser

[Andy Pelzel @apretzel33]

THE EMERALD CITY ROUTE ASSASSIN STRIKES AGAIN

[StatMuse @statmuse]

ECRA

[Wes @NujabWes]

Ms. Rachel is pro Palestine, a hooper, and gives a clean dap. Our 👸

[Cigar Thoughts 🎙🏈 @CigarThoughts]

Find someone who loves you the way the NFL loves rewarding underthrown balls with PI

[Jordan Reid @Jordan_Reid]

Coming out and playing straight man coverage vs. Malachi Toney..

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Pablo Torre right now:

[Andy Pelzel @apretzel33]

@ZoneCoverageMN @ThePhilFord

[Jacson A. Bevens, LX @JacsonBevens]

every Carson Beck pass appears to be no-look because of his iguana eyes

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

your AI flyers stink. your AI music stinks. Your AI skits stink. I wish you had more shame.